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Gorillion 

-Dude, why do you hate winter so much?
-Well I don't fucking know, Steve, maybe I can't be fucked with shovelling 8 gorillion tons of snow every week?
Gorillion by Anon102893772763 January 30, 2020

Gorillion 

A mega fuckton x 18654 of money
Halete has atleast one gorillion dollars
Gorillion by Tarqypoo December 10, 2012

Gorillionaire

Made a shit tonne of money buying $GME.
Wow! Nice Lambo, what do you do for a living?
Buy and HODL moon tickets, now I'm a gorillionaire.
Gorillionaire by Bigears91 June 18, 2021

Gorillion Dollars 

The absolute funniest shit EVER seen on the internets. Period.
1:That Gorilla has a briefcase full of money. He must have at least a GORILLION DOLLARS.

2:That old gorillia is a first class junky. I bet he shot a GORRILION DOLLARS into his arm.

Gorillaing 

Pre-emptive shaving of pubes are retained in ones hand whilst teasing one out over a girl. Upon spewing ones gunk one then proceeds to throw the collected hair over the face attempting to administer best coverage.
'Gorillaing in the mist' would be to perform this skilled task in a steam room. It has never been performed by anyone i know! But was premlinarly tested by Kips and will using candle wax and leg hair as substitutes - the results were good and i am hoping to accomplish the self undertaking assignment soon
Gorillaing by Minge Matt August 29, 2006

gorillaroo 

This fearsome beast has the torso of a gorilla, the legs of a kangaroo, and the wings of a dragon (for some reason.)
Motherfucker, that motherfuckin' gorillaroo will fuck your motherfuckin' ass up, motherfucker.
gorillaroo by SHOH February 18, 2003
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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