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Gorbblenock 

A strange and disgusting sound made when "knocking" on something squishy wrapped in foil.
Yesterday I was playing around with some meat and I Gorbblenocked it.
Gorbblenock by Angels Requiem December 15, 2008
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Gobblecockin 

One who is... up to no good; sketchy; shady; a troublemaker; a theif
Them gobblecockin sons a bitches stole my toilet paper again!
Gobblecockin by M.H.Kidd May 21, 2018

Gobbledock 

When a person eats the fresh cum of 2 men docking
Watch this chick gobbledock, these guys!
Gobbledock by Gobbledock September 27, 2021

gobblecock

giving head to your boyfriend after thanksgiving dinner and making a sound like a turkey when coming up for air.
cock gobble dick animal turkey thanksgiving gobblecock blowjob
gobblecock by xfixi8 January 26, 2010

Gobblecock

(Noun) virtually sucking the cock of a person (like a celebrity) despite being treated badly or lied to just to be part of an "in crowd".
His rallies were filled with gobblecocks showering him with blind allegiance and praise.
Gobblecock by Terisaw March 11, 2017

Gobbleknocker 

When you want to give someone the sloppy toppy but he's a fat gay guy
I had a real gobbleknocker moment yesterday.
Gobbleknocker by Seneper420.69 April 18, 2022

Gobbledock 

A cross breed of a chicken and a turkey
comes from the word gobble, the sound a turkey makes and dock A random F**ked up word
Park ranger:...And to your left you will find a gobbledock..
Tourist 1:ohhhh
Tourist 2: woahh..amazing its a f**king gobbledock
Tourist 3: I know its awsome yeh?
Tourist 2: Yeh, its f**ing insane, mate
Gobbledock by Azn-Peice-of-sh*t April 10, 2008
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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