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Gobblecock

(Noun) virtually sucking the cock of a person (like a celebrity) despite being treated badly or lied to just to be part of an "in crowd".
His rallies were filled with gobblecocks showering him with blind allegiance and praise.
Gobblecock by Terisaw March 11, 2017

Gobblecock

Ipswich woman who likes to ride the joey kangaroo and anything else going. Goes by trees are green
Trees are green is gobblecocking ger way around Ipswich
Gobblecock by Ipswixhfunny November 17, 2023

Hobblecocker 

Someone who rides too much dick and in result hobbles to get around.
Greg: That girl is hot, but she walks funny!
Darron: Yeah, she is, but she smashed the whole crew last week.
Greg: Daaammmnnn, what a hobblecocker.
Hobblecocker by globalcumdumpster October 9, 2016

gobble cock 

a bitch with a huge nose who puts dents in your stomach while blowing you
your ho is a major gobble cock
gobble cock by twisted dick September 4, 2003

Gobblecockin 

One who is... up to no good; sketchy; shady; a troublemaker; a theif
Them gobblecockin sons a bitches stole my toilet paper again!
Gobblecockin by M.H.Kidd May 21, 2018

gobblesack 

The sack of flesh that hangs below a turkeys chin that contains his gobblers. The juiciest part of a turkey, also the name for the loose skin underneath a fat persons (gravydumpster) chin - in which case it is disgusting.
This Thanksgiving you can keep the turkey breast and legs, I am just trying to munch on that gobblesack.

Did you see that hambeast that just walked by? That motherfucker had a gobblesack hanging down to his nips.
gobblesack by LilBurkey December 31, 2013