Gobbleknocker

When you want to give someone the sloppy toppy but he's a fat gay guy

I had a real gobbleknocker moment yesterday.

by Seneper420.69 April 18, 2022

Gobble knocker

The act of gobbling down the male genitalia while hitting your partner with a large brick.

For example

Warmachine673 gave his mate a sloppy gobble knocker while he played his video games.

Warmachine673 gave his mate a sloppy gobble knocker while he played his video games.

by DOPE POPE April 3, 2017

wobbleknockers

extra large breasts, especially ones that are hanging.

Woah, that girl needs to wear a better bra, her wobbleknockers are swinging!

by Almalphia September 27, 2010

wobbleknocker alarm clock

The act of a woman waking someone up by hanging her large pendulous breasts over their face and swinging them back and forth across their face to wake them up.

I was sleeping and my wife gave me the wobbleknocker alarm clock this morning...I knew it was gonna be a great day!

by Almalphia September 27, 2010

HobbleKnocker

1: A person who is really pissing you off

2: A really freaking stupid person

3: An idiot, or a moron

4: Some one you are mad at
5: The equivalent of a Bicklepop

1, 2, 3, 4, 5: You stupid freaking no good Hobbleknocker.

by Goldwyn December 21, 2010

Tobbleknocker

1. Noun; An eatery that is small to be a restaurant, yet too big to be a delicatessen.

2. Noun; A fight or a tussle.

1. "Lets go down the street and get a bite to eat at the tobbleknocker."

2. "That dude wants to throw down fists and have a tobbleknocker.

by Eric & Chris July 3, 2009

gobberknocker

A large mass of unknown (typicaly unwanted, as well) material that's in the way of your progress.

There's a big ole' gobberknocker of rust in the way!

by Bruce Keyes June 3, 2019