Gobbleknocker 

When you want to give someone the sloppy toppy but he's a fat gay guy

I had a real gobbleknocker moment yesterday.

Gobbleknocker by Seneper420.69 April 18, 2022

Gobble knocker 

The act of gobbling down the male genitalia while hitting your partner with a large brick.

For example

Warmachine673 gave his mate a sloppy gobble knocker while he played his video games.

Warmachine673 gave his mate a sloppy gobble knocker while he played his video games.

Gobble knocker by DOPE POPE April 3, 2017

wobbleknockers 

extra large breasts, especially ones that are hanging.

Woah, that girl needs to wear a better bra, her wobbleknockers are swinging!

wobbleknockers by Almalphia September 27, 2010

wobbleknocker alarm clock 

The act of a woman waking someone up by hanging her large pendulous breasts over their face and swinging them back and forth across their face to wake them up.

I was sleeping and my wife gave me the wobbleknocker alarm clock this morning...I knew it was gonna be a great day!

wobbleknocker alarm clock by Almalphia September 27, 2010

HobbleKnocker 

1: A person who is really pissing you off

2: A really freaking stupid person

3: An idiot, or a moron

4: Some one you are mad at
5: The equivalent of a Bicklepop

1, 2, 3, 4, 5: You stupid freaking no good Hobbleknocker.

HobbleKnocker by Goldwyn December 21, 2010

Tobbleknocker 

1. Noun; An eatery that is small to be a restaurant, yet too big to be a delicatessen.

2. Noun; A fight or a tussle.

1. "Lets go down the street and get a bite to eat at the tobbleknocker."

2. "That dude wants to throw down fists and have a tobbleknocker.

Tobbleknocker by Eric & Chris July 3, 2009

gobberknocker 

A large mass of unknown (typicaly unwanted, as well) material that's in the way of your progress.

There's a big ole' gobberknocker of rust in the way!

gobberknocker by Bruce Keyes June 3, 2019