Goozenard
Someone that walks around at a bar or party and finishes off the last few sips left in people's drinks. Drinking anyone's backwash to get a buzz.
Goozenard by LilWicked4U December 19, 2021
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Goosetard
A retarded epileptic goose that has the most spasticated fits while playing guitar in front of an audience. The fits occur mostly when he is playing his clever very own composed solo, 10 12. He dances around in the spotlight as if he's the leader of the band he's in. What a spacker!
Why is that boy spinning on the floor?
Thats Goosetard, he has to do that while he's playing his genius solo, 10 12.
Thats Goosetard, he has to do that while he's playing his genius solo, 10 12.
Goosetard by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 28, 2009
Related Words
Goozenard • Goosetard • goonard • Goonewardene • Goosenade • Goo beard • goofen around • gooze and snooze • Gooz Kardam
goonard
goonard by Harry McBungus October 11, 2006
Goosetard
Goonewardene
Dude, I met that chick you were talking about. You were right she's definitely a goonewardene. I felt raped by her presence, let alone what she came out with.
Goonewardene by Bobarctor October 4, 2011
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