Goozenard 

Someone that walks around at a bar or party and finishes off the last few sips left in people's drinks. Drinking anyone's backwash to get a buzz.

Look at that goozenard no drippin ready with him here

Goozenard by LilWicked4U December 19, 2021

Goosetard

A retarded epileptic goose that has the most spasticated fits while playing guitar in front of an audience. The fits occur mostly when he is playing his clever very own composed solo, 10 12. He dances around in the spotlight as if he's the leader of the band he's in. What a spacker!

Why is that boy spinning on the floor?

Thats Goosetard, he has to do that while he's playing his genius solo, 10 12.

Goosetard by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 28, 2009

goonard 

Someone who is an idiot; a fool

You goonard! You've got your pants on backwards!

goonard by Harry McBungus October 11, 2006

Goosetard

An object that is totally, 110% SWEET AS HELL.

hey jerry check out my tricked out trike isnt it GOOSETARD?

Goosetard by tim June 9, 2005

Goonewardene

Massive creeper, oddball, pervert, plamf

Dude, I met that chick you were talking about. You were right she's definitely a goonewardene. I felt raped by her presence, let alone what she came out with.

Goonewardene by Bobarctor October 4, 2011

Goosenade 

A grey goose and lemonade you uncultured swine

Pour me up some goosenade!

Goosenade by Empororcricket October 5, 2021