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Goosecock the Barbarian

originally Goosecock Billygoat. dumbass selfish cock that liked to do cocain and her dumbass got caught for that shit because she was goin around school like CHECK OUT THIS COKE I HAVE. then her dumbass gets arrested for ecstasy because she did the same shit and she got a year of drug court for 2 arrests. so now she goes out of her house everyday of the week and gets drunk then sneeks back in at about 4 or 5 in the morning. then her dumbass takes shit like codine in school and she does this everyday and torturing her is the best.
if you don't know Goosecock the Barbarian you are lucky but she is a good person to copy off of in history class. and shes overweight
Goosecock the Barbarian by ihatesmith February 26, 2005
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Goosecock the Barbarian

FUCK Goosecok quit slitting your wirsts with your "lizard" and quit being so god damn emosexual!!
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