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Goopism by karen53682 February 19, 2020
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Gorpism
Gorpism is a relatively new religion, even though it should be the only one you're allowed to believe in. The almighty Lord of the Gorpism is Gorp. This deity is the one who created all that's known to man using relatively simple chemical reactions, as everything is relative except the speed of light.
The Holy pope ruling over the church of the Gorpism is a man that is said to have been summoned by Gorp himself, this man goes by the name Thomas, or as you should call him, professor doctor reader pope Thomas.
Gorpism is not to be confused with the word orgasm.
The Holy pope ruling over the church of the Gorpism is a man that is said to have been summoned by Gorp himself, this man goes by the name Thomas, or as you should call him, professor doctor reader pope Thomas.
Gorpism is not to be confused with the word orgasm.
Goonism
The religion of doing hood ass goon shit. Usually kinda illegal things.
Adherents to the religion are broke as shit and generally live on that rice n beans diet.
Church service is walking around town because you’re broke and have nothing to do. If you adhere to this religion, you probably spend any left over money on juice, weed, graffiti supplies and or things for your skateboard.
Adherents to the religion are broke as shit and generally live on that rice n beans diet.
Church service is walking around town because you’re broke and have nothing to do. If you adhere to this religion, you probably spend any left over money on juice, weed, graffiti supplies and or things for your skateboard.
“Dude why didn’t Chris text me back”
“Idk man he’s probably out skating, getting drunk, eating tendies, you know, goonism shit.”
“Idk man he’s probably out skating, getting drunk, eating tendies, you know, goonism shit.”
Goonism by Helicopter Kid December 17, 2018
Goonism
A form of government that relates itself to the heavy usage of warcrimes. Those who endorse goonism are likely to be racist, sexist, retarded, and overall an incel or all of the above. It's highly advised you stay away from anyone who is a goon.
Gorpism
A world religion that originated from Christianity. there are 10 members: a pope, a messiah, 3 disciples and 6 followers. The god, and also pharaoh, is Gorp. The only condition to become a follower of this religion is that you have at least an A for your tests, otherwise the Pope will destroy you.
Gorpism by KIPPENVLEES1 October 12, 2018
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