Goonsect

An ashy african american male who lives in a musky wet area who goons

"Man, Q dog needs to stop being a goonsect and get out his moms basement"
"That stupid fucking goonsect needs to get a job"

Goonsect by BasicallyM November 5, 2025

Goonnected

Goonnected is when you and your best bud goon together. Whether you're gooning each other off or on different sides of the planet, you will always stay goonnected.

A texting conversation:

Person 1: Hey man, hows Romania?

Person 2: Is good but im bored

Person 1: Well its a good time we get off on sum?

Person 1: yooooo we doing this on a call?

Person 2: Yeah bro, no matter what we will always be goonnected

Goonnected by angelbaby111 March 20, 2025

Goonfection

Originated from the goonfest, a plague of gooning until oneself can goon no more. Can be spread by chronically gooning in the same vicinity as a non-gooner, categorized as a GTI (Gooning Transmitted Infection). Once infected can NOT be cured. Once goonphoria (the highest state of gooning) has been achieved, your body becomes immune to the goon and must spread the goonfection to others.

Bro was goonfected with the goonfection.

Goonfection by Mr.Gooner May 27, 2025