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Goonfection

Originated from the goonfest, a plague of gooning until oneself can goon no more. Can be spread by chronically gooning in the same vicinity as a non-gooner, categorized as a GTI (Gooning Transmitted Infection). Once infected can NOT be cured. Once goonphoria (the highest state of gooning) has been achieved, your body becomes immune to the goon and must spread the goonfection to others.
Bro was goonfected with the goonfection.
Goonfection by Mr.Gooner May 27, 2025

bermudian flickergoon 

Edging for 10-12 months before gooning thrice in one 24 hour period.
Usually used to summon Amelia Airhart