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Goonette 

The female equivalent of a gooner.

A female who is so addicted to porn and masturbation. That it takes over her life and takes too priority over everything including family and friends.

Also know as a gooner girl or girl gooner
Ann: How come Sarah isn't here today?
Jessica: She is at home. I don't think we will ever see her again. She is a goonette now.
Goonette by Patheticnikkij October 10, 2019

Goonette 

"Damn home girl is a Goonette."
Goonette by Jacksonn September 26, 2008

Googlate 

A way of saying "Google Translate". Often used as a verb. One who uses Google Translate to decipher what his/her second language speaking friends are saying, is said be using Googlate.
Example 1
Guy: Dude, how did you know what my Facebook status said? It was in Russian.

Dude: I used Googlate.

Example 2
Girl: Ugh! My friend keeps sending me texts in another language. It pisses me off cause I've told her I don't speak Croatian.

Chick: Just use Googlate. You'll be speaking the language in no time... Or at least understanding it... Kinda.
Googlate by EchoElite26 November 20, 2010

googlateral damage 

the damage to a persons reputation incurred by google search results
I changed the spelling of my last name to minimize googlateral damage.

goonette 

a real women.
a lady who straight up keeps it real and hood.

Na, dawg my girl wouldn't do nothing like that she a goonette.
goonette by jeanie2 May 18, 2008

goonette 

Tha realist out of them all..keeps it real..gutta & always rides fa her goon..tha female version of a goon
"im ya goon u my goonette"
"dang that goonette gutta"