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Goonette
The female equivalent of a gooner.
A female who is so addicted to porn and masturbation. That it takes over her life and takes too priority over everything including family and friends.
Also know as a gooner girl or girl gooner
A female who is so addicted to porn and masturbation. That it takes over her life and takes too priority over everything including family and friends.
Also know as a gooner girl or girl gooner
Ann: How come Sarah isn't here today?
Jessica: She is at home. I don't think we will ever see her again. She is a goonette now.
Jessica: She is at home. I don't think we will ever see her again. She is a goonette now.
Goonette by Patheticnikkij October 10, 2019
Related Words
Goonlatte • goonette • goodlater • googlette • Goodlettes • Googlate • googlateral damage • Goonate • Goonbaiter • Goonlation
Goonette
Googlate
A way of saying "Google Translate". Often used as a verb. One who uses Google Translate to decipher what his/her second language speaking friends are saying, is said be using Googlate.
Example 1
Guy: Dude, how did you know what my Facebook status said? It was in Russian.
Dude: I used Googlate.
Example 2
Girl: Ugh! My friend keeps sending me texts in another language. It pisses me off cause I've told her I don't speak Croatian.
Chick: Just use Googlate. You'll be speaking the language in no time... Or at least understanding it... Kinda.
Guy: Dude, how did you know what my Facebook status said? It was in Russian.
Dude: I used Googlate.
Example 2
Girl: Ugh! My friend keeps sending me texts in another language. It pisses me off cause I've told her I don't speak Croatian.
Chick: Just use Googlate. You'll be speaking the language in no time... Or at least understanding it... Kinda.
Googlate by EchoElite26 November 20, 2010
googlateral damage
googlateral damage by Paulina Albamar November 20, 2011
goonette
goonette
Tha realist out of them all..keeps it real..gutta & always rides fa her goon..tha female version of a goon
goonette by Myspace.com/s3asyoffical March 11, 2009
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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