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That one unemployed friend who does bugger all, just sits around the house all day gooning while still getting paid by the government (Centrelink).
That one unemployed friend who does bugger all, just sits around the house all day gooning while still getting paid by the government (Centrelink).
“How’s work going mate?”
“No work, just living off GoonPay”
“Can’t wait until my GoonPay comes through, gonna spend it all on smoko and a slab of piss”
“Hey Gazza, are you going out with us tonight?”
“Can’t mate, my GoonPay ran out”
“No work, just living off GoonPay”
“Can’t wait until my GoonPay comes through, gonna spend it all on smoko and a slab of piss”
“Hey Gazza, are you going out with us tonight?”
“Can’t mate, my GoonPay ran out”
by GoonMan69 April 17, 2025
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Get the goopay mug.A special day for gooners all around the world, on this day the most professional gooners compete in a full 24 hour gooning tournament. During this tournament the semen is gathered and measured. Whoever has nutted the least during this 24 hour period is considered the champion of goonday and is rewarded with a 100$ onlyfans gift card and a copy of the well renowned video game "Sex With Hitler"
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Get the Goonvay mug."Goonpacking" or other words "Deposit Maxing" is a term used for an individual who participates in a "Goonpack"
This is where one attatches a condom to their penis and leaves it there, depositing semen in it without taking it off the whole day, whether it be in public, or in general social settings. Most people take penile preformance inhancers like "Honey Packs" often used for this, to keep their penis erect to prevent the condom from falling off. The "pack" isn't taken off until the end of the day hence the action of "Goonpacking."
This is where one attatches a condom to their penis and leaves it there, depositing semen in it without taking it off the whole day, whether it be in public, or in general social settings. Most people take penile preformance inhancers like "Honey Packs" often used for this, to keep their penis erect to prevent the condom from falling off. The "pack" isn't taken off until the end of the day hence the action of "Goonpacking."
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