GoonPay 

Welfare payment
That one unemployed friend who does bugger all, just sits around the house all day gooning while still getting paid by the government (Centrelink).

“How’s work going mate?”

“No work, just living off GoonPay”

“Can’t wait until my GoonPay comes through, gonna spend it all on smoko and a slab of piss”

“Hey Gazza, are you going out with us tonight?”
“Can’t mate, my GoonPay ran out”

GoonPay by GoonMan69 April 17, 2025

GoonPay

The act of paying for goods or services by gooning freshly on the cashiers/card machines or presenting goon credit from previous goons.

That’ll be £19.99, cash or card?
I’ll be paying with Goonpay today thank you “eeuuurghhh”

GoonPay by Joe82626488482 July 27, 2026

goonpack 

Dank ass weed.

Yo you got that goonpack?

goonpack by dankpack May 27, 2016

goopay

A cowboy essential #bigpimpin2k19

That guy with the ten gallon hat on is our certified Goopay.

goopay by Bigbrtha September 29, 2019

goonday 

A special day for gooners all around the world, on this day the most professional gooners compete in a full 24 hour gooning tournament. During this tournament the semen is gathered and measured. Whoever has nutted the least during this 24 hour period is considered the champion of goonday and is rewarded with a 100$ onlyfans gift card and a copy of the well renowned video game "Sex With Hitler"

Have you heard of the swim team they are edging each other to practice for goonday !

goonday by Cream> June 18, 2024

Goonpacking 

"Goonpacking" or other words "Deposit Maxing" is a term used for an individual who participates in a "Goonpack"

This is where one attatches a condom to their penis and leaves it there, depositing semen in it without taking it off the whole day, whether it be in public, or in general social settings. Most people take penile preformance inhancers like "Honey Packs" often used for this, to keep their penis erect to prevent the condom from falling off. The "pack" isn't taken off until the end of the day hence the action of "Goonpacking."

I just ended my goonpacking session today, it got messy but its all good.

Goonpacking by Jibbly Jibaroonie. January 2, 2025

Goonvay

someone who jerk off in class and hums and cums in the bathroom

“Goonvay, do you goon?”

Goonvay by Teddy martin January 22, 2026