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A special day for gooners all around the world, on this day the most professional gooners compete in a full 24 hour gooning tournament. During this tournament the semen is gathered and measured. Whoever has nutted the least during this 24 hour period is considered the champion of goonday and is rewarded with a 100$ onlyfans gift card and a copy of the well renowned video game "Sex With Hitler"
Have you heard of the swim team they are edging each other to practice for goonday !
goonday by Cream> June 18, 2024
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Gooday is the Australian way of saying 'Hello' and is used widely
in Australia these days. The word
was made famous in the United States
of America and other countries in the

early 1980's by Paul Hogan, a well

known Aussie celebrity in his own

right.

Hooroo is the Aussie word for Goodbye.
Gooday mate, how's it hanging ?
gooday by Walter Lorne May 10, 2009
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(goon'du) n. a person of Middle Eastern descent.
That damn goonda yelled, "lalalala," and blew up my car.
goonda by HotCupOfJoe October 12, 2013
Goondaism refers to anti-social behavior of persons who generally indulge in violent and other "illegitimate means" to get things done.
The police called the militia's racist attacks goondaism, but did nothing to stop them.
goondaism by noooox February 1, 2009

goondala 

-- an absolute idiot

-- or acting like a absolute idiot
Gill: "is Vietnam in America?"
Rach: "Are you kiddin me ya fuckin goondala!?!?"
goondala by amoruso_04 April 26, 2007
A hockey player that plays for the chicago young americans and is a true goon.
that hockey player is a heck of a goondaddy." "that goondaddy loves to drop his mitts.
GoonDaddy by TheGoondaddy August 7, 2011

Goodday Time 

Celebratory time of day, exultation and hilarity typically ensues.
Yo, I am bummed up in this bitch, I can' wait until it's Goodday time so I can get crunkalicious, imo.
Goodday Time by Steve Kaplan December 30, 2004
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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