Definitions by GoonMan69

GoonPay 

Welfare payment
That one unemployed friend who does bugger all, just sits around the house all day gooning while still getting paid by the government (Centrelink).

“How’s work going mate?”

“No work, just living off GoonPay”

“Can’t wait until my GoonPay comes through, gonna spend it all on smoko and a slab of piss”

“Hey Gazza, are you going out with us tonight?”
“Can’t mate, my GoonPay ran out”

GoonPay by GoonMan69 April 17, 2025