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gookie cookie 

A delicious dessert item sold by Michael Scott at his convenience store.
Michael: Well, I have some very delicious gookie cookie, only 99 cents plus tax!
gookie cookie by lola.mkv April 28, 2020
n.- A face made by lolling out the toung in a flat roll, puffing out the cheeks, and having bulging, crossed eyes. It was originally made by a cigar roller named Gookie and was made famous by Adolf (Harpo) Marx.
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( U ) A Gookie looks somewhat like this letter face.
gookie by Schnackelfratz October 20, 2006

gookie monster 

as i was driving through campus i hit a gookie monster on a bike.
gookie monster by pohi44 August 31, 2008

gookie cookie 

When a group of males participating in a circle jerk direct their ejaculate onto a cookie. That cookie, frosted with semen, is the gookie cookie. Typically, the last person in the circle to ejaculate eats the gookie cookie. This is similar to the limp biscut.
I think the reason Jeff is always the last to ejaculate is because he really enjoys eating the high protien gookie cookie.
1. Weed
“Ey u got some gookie I could buy my dealer just ran out and I gotta bring some to Anna’s house?”
2. The state of being high
3. A racial slur depicted a cross between gook and a black person.
4. The state of having an itchy nutsack
1. “Ey u got some gookie I could buy my dealer just ran out and I gotta bring some to Anna’s house?”
2. “Damn dude, I was sooo gookied last night I almost hooked up with Candice from Phineas and Ferb!”
3. “Did you see that chocolate chip gookie in the parking lot?”
“Yea, let’s go beat his ass!”
4. “Man, my balls were so gookied during first period I had to fake sick and leave!”
Gookie by Cheesy-D January 27, 2019
Someone who doesn't like fun or doesn't know how to have fun
Dude stop being such a gookie! lighten up a bit
Gookie by princediorii November 17, 2021