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gookie cookie 

A delicious dessert item sold by Michael Scott at his convenience store.
Michael: Well, I have some very delicious gookie cookie, only 99 cents plus tax!
gookie cookie by lola.mkv April 28, 2020
n.- A face made by lolling out the toung in a flat roll, puffing out the cheeks, and having bulging, crossed eyes. It was originally made by a cigar roller named Gookie and was made famous by Adolf (Harpo) Marx.
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( U ) A Gookie looks somewhat like this letter face.
gookie by Schnackelfratz October 20, 2006

gookie monster 

A person of eastern asian origins.
as i was driving through campus i hit a gookie monster on a bike.
gookie monster by pohi44 August 31, 2008

gookie cookie 

When a group of males participating in a circle jerk direct their ejaculate onto a cookie. That cookie, frosted with semen, is the gookie cookie. Typically, the last person in the circle to ejaculate eats the gookie cookie. This is similar to the limp biscut.
I think the reason Jeff is always the last to ejaculate is because he really enjoys eating the high protien gookie cookie.
1. Weed
“Ey u got some gookie I could buy my dealer just ran out and I gotta bring some to Anna’s house?”
2. The state of being high
3. A racial slur depicted a cross between gook and a black person.
4. The state of having an itchy nutsack
1. “Ey u got some gookie I could buy my dealer just ran out and I gotta bring some to Anna’s house?”
2. “Damn dude, I was sooo gookied last night I almost hooked up with Candice from Phineas and Ferb!”
3. “Did you see that chocolate chip gookie in the parking lot?”
“Yea, let’s go beat his ass!”
4. “Man, my balls were so gookied during first period I had to fake sick and leave!”
Gookie by Cheesy-D January 27, 2019
Someone who doesn't like fun or doesn't know how to have fun
Dude stop being such a gookie! lighten up a bit
Gookie by princediorii November 17, 2021
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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