Googlefitz

When you look up something on "some search engine" but come up with some totally retarded like German Schiza porn.

Also a person who likes to rub mens hair( up and downstairs...)

Dude richard why r u acting like such a Googlefitz?

by Michael luvs steph September 24, 2005

googlebitch

verb - to use an internet search engine to research a topic, especially with the intent of getting something done quickly and easily. Characterized by using the first five results, despite credits or presence of accurate information.

noun - the website, page, or entry from which the information was taken.

noun - slang term for the person one gets to research for them

Yo man, I totally just googlebitched that history project.

Andy used Wikipedia as his googlebitch for a report on Gregorian Chant.

This essay is great! Thanks googlebitch

by K.A.L. January 11, 2009

googlefight

To verify which is more popular or would win a hypothecial fight by individually searching each contested topic on www.google.com.

RIAA vs. Bittorrent vs. MPAA

RIAA - Results 1 - 10 of about 1,250,000 for riaa definition. (0.05 seconds)

Bittorrent - Results 1 - 10 of about 2,860,000 for bittorrent. (0.05 seconds)

MPAA - Results 1 - 10 of about 2,260,000 for mpaa definition. (0.04 seconds)

Bittorrent wins! (i hope)

by Danny December 19, 2004

googleization

The process of getting involved with the many Google services: first of all a google account, a google mail box, google homepage, google gadgets, docs, calendar, etcetera...

Helen: Now all my family has an email account with google...
Martin: Wow..that's called googleization!

by helenz January 9, 2009

googlewit

Someone who pretends to be smart and who knows it all but is secretly googling all the answers. A potential pain in the arse but useful on a quiz team.

"Why is the sky blue?"

"Ask Tom he knows everything."
"It looks like he does, but I think he is just a googlewit, take his phone off him and ask him then"

by kitschnkarma April 27, 2010

googlebitch

verb - to use an internet search engine to research a topic, especially with the intent of getting something done quickly and easily. Characterized by using the first five results, despite credits or presence of accurate information.

Yo man, I totally just googlebitched that history project.

by K.A.L. January 11, 2009

GOOGLEIT

the word googleit is derived from the two words "google" and "it". however, when used together they take on a whole new meaning. whenever a question is asked of someone and they have no clue as to the answer, out of sheer and utter intelligence, the answer should be: GOOGLE IT!!!!!!

Charles asked me, " what is an antenem?" I thought it was my mothers sister and all of her children. But as to not make him look bad, i kindly said, "I don't know charles, GOOGLEIT"!!!

by sweetontweety7777 December 8, 2009