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Googlefags 

Are, but not limited to, SJW employees that work at google or any other Silicon Valley tech company. These individuals are marxist in their ideology and have delusions of grandeur. These people are against free speech and are enemies of the constitution of the United States of America. They adhere to leftwing, even communist beliefs and are collectivists who want to destroy capitalism. Through online censorship and self appointed arbiters of truth they are attempting to remove all individual freedoms and are determined to blur all lines of distinction. Thus creating an environment to facilitate their corporatist and globalist overlords can expeditiously rule the whole of humanity.
Those fucking googlefags are at it again, de-platforming and outright censoring creators, individuals and politicians that hold opposing opinions or thoughts. They will be purged, long live the republic, patriots prepare and unite !!!

googlefight 

To verify which is more popular or would win a hypothecial fight by individually searching each contested topic on www.google.com.
RIAA vs. Bittorrent vs. MPAA

RIAA - Results 1 - 10 of about 1,250,000 for riaa definition. (0.05 seconds)

Bittorrent - Results 1 - 10 of about 2,860,000 for bittorrent. (0.05 seconds)

MPAA - Results 1 - 10 of about 2,260,000 for mpaa definition. (0.04 seconds)

Bittorrent wins! (i hope)
googlefight by Danny December 19, 2004

googlepause

A break of several seconds in an I.M. thread when one of the participants switches to their web browser in search of a pithy expression or additional evidence for some part of their conversation.
Highly skilled web surfers' googlepauses are hardly noticeable.
googlepause by Steve Maller May 30, 2006

googlewagnall 

An online search utility which displays results which include organic and most often paid advertisements.
Her: WTF is that?

Him: IDK, look it up in your googlewagnall!
googlewagnall by SteveCory June 22, 2011
Somebody that pretends to know something, but actually just googled it while you're talking to them on the phone.
I thought Jimmy was so smart, but he's just a lame googlefag.
googlefag by Agouti23 November 28, 2010
Somebody that is a Google Whore. Same thing as an AppleFag. They idolize the company Google and think its the best shit ever. Usually because Google gives freebies in their festivals, they 'buy' people and then they become GoogleFags.
Fajardo: I <3 Google.
UABC: Dude, you're a GoogleFag, GTFO.
Googlefag by LAWLZ0rz June 6, 2011

Googlegasm 

the little orgasm that everyone that works at Google has every time you do a Google search.
Eric Shmidt just had multiple Googlegasms when you did that Google Search for Google in Google Chrome while you were setting Google search as your homepage
Googlegasm by Holmeise October 10, 2009