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Googlefags 

Are, but not limited to, SJW employees that work at google or any other Silicon Valley tech company. These individuals are marxist in their ideology and have delusions of grandeur. These people are against free speech and are enemies of the constitution of the United States of America. They adhere to leftwing, even communist beliefs and are collectivists who want to destroy capitalism. Through online censorship and self appointed arbiters of truth they are attempting to remove all individual freedoms and are determined to blur all lines of distinction. Thus creating an environment to facilitate their corporatist and globalist overlords can expeditiously rule the whole of humanity.
Those fucking googlefags are at it again, de-platforming and outright censoring creators, individuals and politicians that hold opposing opinions or thoughts. They will be purged, long live the republic, patriots prepare and unite !!!

googlefight 

To verify which is more popular or would win a hypothecial fight by individually searching each contested topic on www.google.com.
RIAA vs. Bittorrent vs. MPAA

RIAA - Results 1 - 10 of about 1,250,000 for riaa definition. (0.05 seconds)

Bittorrent - Results 1 - 10 of about 2,860,000 for bittorrent. (0.05 seconds)

MPAA - Results 1 - 10 of about 2,260,000 for mpaa definition. (0.04 seconds)

Bittorrent wins! (i hope)
googlefight by Danny December 19, 2004

googlepause

A break of several seconds in an I.M. thread when one of the participants switches to their web browser in search of a pithy expression or additional evidence for some part of their conversation.
Highly skilled web surfers' googlepauses are hardly noticeable.
googlepause by Steve Maller May 30, 2006

googlewagnall 

An online search utility which displays results which include organic and most often paid advertisements.
Her: WTF is that?

Him: IDK, look it up in your googlewagnall!
googlewagnall by SteveCory June 22, 2011
Somebody that pretends to know something, but actually just googled it while you're talking to them on the phone.
I thought Jimmy was so smart, but he's just a lame googlefag.
googlefag by Agouti23 November 28, 2010
Somebody that is a Google Whore. Same thing as an AppleFag. They idolize the company Google and think its the best shit ever. Usually because Google gives freebies in their festivals, they 'buy' people and then they become GoogleFags.
Fajardo: I <3 Google.
UABC: Dude, you're a GoogleFag, GTFO.
Googlefag by LAWLZ0rz June 6, 2011

Googlegasm 

the little orgasm that everyone that works at Google has every time you do a Google search.
Eric Shmidt just had multiple Googlegasms when you did that Google Search for Google in Google Chrome while you were setting Google search as your homepage
Googlegasm by Holmeise October 10, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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