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Google Pause 

When it takes someone a minute or so to respond because they are googling the reference you just made
You: One of my favorite actors is Mark Hamil
Friend: ... ... ...
Friend: Oh yeah, from Star Wars.
You: Was that a Google Pause?
Google Pause by Joe Casa January 17, 2009

Googlepush 

A link, story or reference on a news or link farm site (such as digg.com) to an old, unremarkable or well-known article or other site - something that could have been found easily by anyone via a Google search.
What's this "The History of the Computer Mouse"?! Sigh, yet another Googlepush on Digg.
Googlepush by Neil Kay September 3, 2006

googlepaste 

to locate an answer or precompleted project using a search engine, make minimal changes and then transfer it to a college course assignment for plagiarizing purposes
I have time to hang out tonite because I just googlepasted my final c++ project. It was supposed to take two weeks.
googlepaste by zer0C0nfig December 15, 2010

Google Pause 

The (often awkward) break in an online conversation that occurs after someone references and/or asks something which you have no idea about. The break lasts as long as it takes you to google search the aforementioned 'something' and (usually) click on the wikipedia article for it and skim-read the first paragraph or so. After the break, you proceed to pretend there was no break in the conversation, and you attempt to pass your newfound knowledge off as something you've known for ages.
Person A: Hey man, don't you love the song shutterbug?
Person B: (Bullshitting) Yeah man totally!
Person A: Who's it by again?
-Google Pause-
Person B: Uhhhhh Big Boi obviously! How could you not know that.....
Google Pause by OarNahom March 18, 2011

GooglePlus 

The act of checking your GooglePlus stream in hopes of learning new sex ideas and applying them to everyday use.
(Ex-1) The first "GooglePlus" I tried was snailing my wife.

(Ex-2) After doing "GooglePlus" I binged my wife.
GooglePlus by TryTheGooglePlus July 25, 2011

googlepuss 

Noun. The spectre that is the google search engine and expanding ancillary functions has become; its 'tentacles' or 'arms' stretching, grabbing and controlling anything it can hold on to and digest, especially in such a way that it controls and/or influences what we read and how information and data are consumed; the evolving nature of Google as a centrally controlled manipulator of information; a creative conjunction of the word 'google' and 'octopus'.
In this brave new world googlepuss is the ringmaster of a technologically dependent populace
googlepuss by zephyrcove January 4, 2016
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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