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google fucked 

Hiring an expensive consultant to perform independent and lengthy research leveraging their specific expertise, only to later find they pulled all their research off of Google in a matter of minutes.
Hey boss, that report we paid for is just a mash-up of information off of the 1st search page in Google. I think we've been google fucked.
google fucked by Joeeek April 17, 2008

Google Fucked 

When your website design and code is so good, Google constantly crawls your website and your SERPs constantly rise.
Our site is so good, it gets Google fucked every day.

googlefucked 

When anything is named something that is virtually impossible to do a google search on, usually because the terms are too common
googlefucked by Rachel Hurley October 5, 2004

Googlefucked 

n. when you use a google product to find information, such as directions from google maps, and the result is a bizarre route that takes you miles out of your way.
"where the hell are we???" - "I have no clue.... we've been Googlefucked!!!"
Googlefucked by Kaiserbuns January 17, 2009

googlefucked 

Totally fucked, beyond any hope of redemption. Fucked to the (mathematical power of Google).
Unsalvageable; beyond hope; untouchable.
My wife told me not to eat the leftovers, I forgot. I am Googlefucked.
googlefucked by Herbos, a prince November 22, 2015

GoogleFuckery 

When Google intentionally sends you to the wrong place. When Google deliberately shows the wrong name of streets or company names. When Google hides results for things, even though you typed it exactly right. When Google deliberately gives you vague results.
That was some serious GoogleFuckery when my new customer couldn't find my building.
GoogleFuckery by DeCall September 5, 2023