Hiring an expensive consultant to perform independent and lengthy research leveraging their specific expertise, only to later find they pulled all their research off of Google in a matter of minutes.

Hey boss, that report we paid for is just a mash-up of information off of the 1st search page in Google. I think we've been google fucked.

google fucked by Joeeek April 17, 2008

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Google Fucked

When your website design and code is so good, Google constantly crawls your website and your SERPs constantly rise.

Our site is so good, it gets Google fucked every day.

Google Fucked by Traffic Cop Smith July 28, 2010

googlefucked

When anything is named something that is virtually impossible to do a google search on, usually because the terms are too common

Try to look up the band "!!!"

googlefucked by Rachel Hurley October 5, 2004

Googlefucked

n. when you use a google product to find information, such as directions from google maps, and the result is a bizarre route that takes you miles out of your way.

"where the hell are we???" - "I have no clue.... we've been Googlefucked!!!"

Googlefucked by Kaiserbuns January 17, 2009

googlefucked

Totally fucked, beyond any hope of redemption. Fucked to the (mathematical power of Google).
Unsalvageable; beyond hope; untouchable.

My wife told me not to eat the leftovers, I forgot. I am Googlefucked.

googlefucked by Herbos, a prince November 22, 2015

GoogleFuckery

When Google intentionally sends you to the wrong place. When Google deliberately shows the wrong name of streets or company names. When Google hides results for things, even though you typed it exactly right. When Google deliberately gives you vague results.

That was some serious GoogleFuckery when my new customer couldn't find my building.

GoogleFuckery by DeCall September 5, 2023

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026