13 definitions by Herbos, a prince

clitterati

Dude that is some world class pussy: a charter member of the clitterati.

elite feminine world class snatch

What black guys drink when they want to forget.

Brother, I'm feeling low, I could use some jiggabooze.
alcohol, booze

Totally fucked, beyond any hope of redemption. Fucked to the (mathematical power of Google).
Unsalvageable; beyond hope; untouchable.

My wife told me not to eat the leftovers, I forgot. I am Googlefucked.

by Herbos, a prince October 5, 2015

medication for sores left by venereal infections

Wow, my joint is on fire. I'm going to lay on some Afterclap.

by Herbos, a prince August 27, 2009

A turd so large that the first lady christens it with a bottle of champagne

That pumpkin in the restroom was so huge, she hit it with a bottle of Dom P and named it the Peanut Princess

Fuck Me, Dude. An admission of doing something silly, unreasonable or thoughtless. A request for forgiveness.

FMD, that was a thoughtless remark about your sister's fat ass.

by Herbos, a prince June 19, 2008

Medical specialist who helps people get their heads out of their asses

Dipshit, you are a fool; you require a psychiatric proctologist to help you get your head out of your ass.