DPMistress's definitions

Betty Crockered

To feed a man birthday cake while simultaneously performing requisite birthday oral sex.

My man got Betty Crockered this morning, yo.

by DPMistress April 11, 2015

Packing up the tent

To lose an erection.

I was all hot for that chick but then I saw her making out with the keg nozzle so I'm packing up the tent.

by DPMistress March 21, 2009

Strain Snob

A marijuana enthusiast who prefers specific strains.

Dispensary Worker: Do you like chocolate or candy?

Customer: The delivery form is irrelevant. I'm a strain snob and looking for a sativa dominant hybrid.

by DPMistress July 30, 2015

Google Fucked

When the directions you've downloaded from Google are wrong and you don't end up at the desired destination.

Dude, I totally would have been here on time except that I got google fucked.

by DPMistress March 2, 2009