Googatect

Derogatory term for someone that makes Architectural level decisions for an enterprise software application by selecting the first Google search result.

This entire project is supected based on our googatect's ability.

Googatect by googatect September 29, 2011

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googlectual

A person who in arguments calls upon obscure information they found on google.com to appear more knowledgable than they are. Rampant on Usenet and most discussion boards.

Noted googlectual Tom Shelly often pasted massive articles he'd never actually read.

googlectual by Malvale February 26, 2004

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Googatect • Googlectomy • Googlective • googlectual • Googleectual

Googlective

Making Google your homepage, installing the Toolbar and downloading and using as many tools from Google as possible. You are now one with the Googlective. Assistance is mutual, Microsoft is irrelevant. They will be assimilated to service us. We will add your websurfing, email and pictures to our own. You will adapt to use only our services. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!

Dude1: Man, Microsoft costs a nut to buy, so I got a Google account, email and started using their programs. That Toolbar and Picasa are the nugget as well!
Dude2: Welcome to the Googlective! I have everything on my Google Account. I can access it anywhere in the galaxy...I mean in the world, heh heh heh
Dude1: Why does your right arm look like an egg beater humping a VCR? <scream>

Googlective by Emerald Druid November 3, 2007

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googlectomy

Googlectomy is a biopsy proceedure of the url root.

Googlectomologist's discover minor procedure to treat googlectomy

googlectomy by Noschool July 31, 2022

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Googleectual

Gets Intel from Google, Smart enough to find answers on Google, Someone who is not intellectual (or is) and uses Google to simulate intelligence.

That man has no schooling yet he has lots of answers. He must be a Googleectual.

Googleectual by rickyboy101 January 9, 2017

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Googlectomy

The removal of all google products from your smart phone

Apple stock is up $17.00 today bro, looks like I’m going to have to schedule a googlectomy

Googlectomy by Audreyxoxo July 22, 2019

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

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