Goofy Juice

1. Liquid medication that was once used to treat psychiatric patients before the discovery of modern day neurology and psychology, it often rendered the patient to a vegetable like state.

2. Any alcoholic beverage from Shiner Bock, Stolichnaya to lean and drank.

Gabe: Man psychology has come a long way.
Zach: yeah dawg, if you even had the slightest presence of psychological abnormality a century ago, they’d just give you goofy juice and lock you in a room.

Zach: Man, Rob sure is high on that goofy juice.
Gabe: yeah man

by ZachAttack94 September 30, 2018

Goofy Juice

Juice + An alcoholic beverage

person 1: what'cha drinking?
person 2: Goofy Juice

by That one guy that’s a child February 18, 2022

Goofy Juice

Yet another G Rated way to refer to a man ejaculating.

"I'm Going to squirt Goofy Juice in your Hoohah!" - Patton Ozwald

by Deviddo Petwason August 1, 2006

Goof Juice

sour apple smirnoff and orange juice

mix it up and it looks like slime

now go make some goof juice- Jake Webber 2020

by Kodabear96 June 5, 2020

goof juice

Semen ejaculated directly into a woman's mouth, vagina, (a.k.a Hoo-hah) or any other orifice. Often used in a comedic sense, can also turn a woman on to oral sex at the prospect of being "juicy."

Your hoo-hah got pumped with goof juice all last weekend.

by Nickolii April 26, 2006

Goof Juice

PG-13 version of the word semen or cum.

Yeah last night I shot my goof juice into her hoo-hah

by 8urningStarIV August 17, 2007

goof juice

Goof juice comes from the fact that most people turn into goofs during and after drinking cheap wine.

Todd only has to have a few glasses of goof juice to get the same effect as drinking a case of beer.

by Magster November 9, 2004