Goofy Juice

1. Liquid medication that was once used to treat psychiatric patients before the discovery of modern day neurology and psychology, it often rendered the patient to a vegetable like state.

2. Any alcoholic beverage from Shiner Bock, Stolichnaya to lean and drank.

Gabe: Man psychology has come a long way.
Zach: yeah dawg, if you even had the slightest presence of psychological abnormality a century ago, they’d just give you goofy juice and lock you in a room.

Zach: Man, Rob sure is high on that goofy juice.
Gabe: yeah man

by ZachAttack94 September 30, 2018

Goofy Juice

Juice + An alcoholic beverage

person 1: what'cha drinking?
person 2: Goofy Juice

by That one guy that’s a child February 18, 2022

Goofy Juice

Yet another G Rated way to refer to a man ejaculating.

"I'm Going to squirt Goofy Juice in your Hoohah!" - Patton Ozwald

by Deviddo Petwason August 1, 2006