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Goodends 

A pedophile that preys on little boys and girls and has a foot fetish. He likes furry yaoi and dates people that are 11-14. Hes homeless and always gets bullied and hes also referred to as pedoends and a skidded scripter
Dude he acts like goodends
Goodends by ppcum October 22, 2020

Peter Goodend 

Possibly one of the greatest and most influential musicians of the century. He is commonly refered to as a "fatalista", someone who writes with recurring themes of death, sorrow, and a tone of cynicism.
"Hey, do you like Peter Goodend's new song he uploaded on to soundcloud?"

"Does the Pope shit in the woods!?"
*Jumps in the air and starts singing 'Jardín'*

dems goodens

hey dude, you remember those chicks we saw last night? Oh fuck yeah man, DEMS GOODENS!!!
dems goodens by DEMS BEST February 13, 2009

drew.goodens.nose 

An editor who rarely edits and has an obsession with Grant Gustin, Evan Peters and Florence Pugh and her cactus,Barry.
I really am a drew.goodens.nose aren't I.
drew.goodens.nose by Dinky gunky April 12, 2022

Slap Lottie Goodens arse day 

Every day is slap Lottie Goodens arse day
Let’s Slap Lottie Goodens Arse Day
An idiot's way of saying that something needs improving. Can also be used as simply "good", and can be used in conjunction with "learn" (definition: idiots' universal verb).
My car needs goodens, so I'm taking it into the shop tomorrow.

Hey, could you gooden my sandwich by adding some roast turkey?

This show needs some goodens!
Goodens by Capt. Win October 21, 2007

goodens gettins 

A southern slang phrase that describes good times. When what you're getting, is good.
The Dan-O’s Gray Goodens Gettins Burger Tee is the ultimate shirt for those who sprinkle Dan-O’s on their beef when the gettin’s are good.
goodens gettins by mr. andre-W July 26, 2021
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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