goodall

a god among men

i wish i was more like goodall

goodall by goodall September 28, 2003

Goodall

A Goodall is someone who not only has the intelligence of a small shaved monkey , but also bases which footy team he supports on whether or not a Russian billionairre has bought them! A Goodall knows nothing about his so-called team or footy in general , yet desperately tries to gain credibilty my making rash , amazing stupid comments which do nothing except antagonise real fans .
A Goodall would even stoop so low as to pretend to be at a game , only to be caught out because he got the ground wrong !

"My god that guy over there is saying the most stupid , moronic , idiotic comments ever and I dont even think he likes football."

"Yeah , what a Goodall."

Goodall by Smithymonster February 21, 2008

Goodall

Complete cunt who makes fake twilight ticket adverts.

What a fucking Goodall

Goodall by Goodallhater July 12, 2010

will goodall 

when a person copies and jocks peoples lives or jokes to the point where it gets annoying and you shun that person yet he still sticks around.

hey did you hear the joke about the mexican and the gun? yea james told me.
what!! i made that up, he's such a will goodall

will goodall by jaspa12 May 14, 2011

Jane Goodall 

Noun. Born in London in 1934. The woman who would devote her life not only to studying the chimpanzees of Gombe, Tanzania, but also to opening people's eyes to the fact that animals, too, have feelings and personalities. She thought nothing of giving names to the animals that she studied, something that was unheard of in her day. She observed the roots of what we would call "evil" in the chimps, as well as the love and affection that chimps have for their families and friends.

Known for her passionate but gentle style of activism and for her optimistic view of life, showing that we can all make a difference... because of this, her proper title would be "Our Lady of Hope".

Appreciative of the beauty and harmony of the natural world and of the animals, and determined to protect them, Jane Goodall is a true inspiration.

Jane Goodall by Lorelili May 16, 2007

Jane Goodall Swinger 

A serial monogamist who like an ape, swings from relationship to relationship without breaking a branch.

Stacey is a real Jane Goodall Swinger. She dumped Dan as soon as she met Steve!

Jane Goodall Swinger by Hubert Rumpus Pumpus February 28, 2019

The Jane Goodall Award 

Jane Goodall has been honored by the scientific community for her work with chimps.

This award is for the stalwart few who attempt to speak with and teach the uneducated chimps found throughout the internet.

Person A: Vaccines cause autism!
Person B: Actually they don't (cites a source)
Person A: That's your opinion (slanderous name)
Person C: I nominate Person B for the Jane Goodall award
Person A: Lolz Wat?
Person C: Nothing you need to worry about silly monkey.

The Jane Goodall Award by Legacy II January 8, 2016