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A Goodall is someone who not only has the intelligence of a small shaved monkey , but also bases which footy team he supports on whether or not a Russian billionairre has bought them! A Goodall knows nothing about his so-called team or footy in general , yet desperately tries to gain credibilty my making rash , amazing stupid comments which do nothing except antagonise real fans .
A Goodall would even stoop so low as to pretend to be at a game , only to be caught out because he got the ground wrong !
"My god that guy over there is saying the most stupid , moronic , idiotic comments ever and I dont even think he likes football."

"Yeah , what a Goodall."
Goodall by Smithymonster February 21, 2008
Complete cunt who makes fake twilight ticket adverts.
What a fucking Goodall
Goodall by Goodallhater July 12, 2010

will goodall 

when a person copies and jocks peoples lives or jokes to the point where it gets annoying and you shun that person yet he still sticks around.
hey did you hear the joke about the mexican and the gun? yea james told me.
what!! i made that up, he's such a will goodall
will goodall by jaspa12 May 14, 2011

Jane Goodall 

Noun. Born in London in 1934. The woman who would devote her life not only to studying the chimpanzees of Gombe, Tanzania, but also to opening people's eyes to the fact that animals, too, have feelings and personalities. She thought nothing of giving names to the animals that she studied, something that was unheard of in her day. She observed the roots of what we would call "evil" in the chimps, as well as the love and affection that chimps have for their families and friends.

Known for her passionate but gentle style of activism and for her optimistic view of life, showing that we can all make a difference... because of this, her proper title would be "Our Lady of Hope".
Appreciative of the beauty and harmony of the natural world and of the animals, and determined to protect them, Jane Goodall is a true inspiration.
Jane Goodall by Lorelili May 16, 2007

Jane Goodall Swinger 

A serial monogamist who like an ape, swings from relationship to relationship without breaking a branch.
Stacey is a real Jane Goodall Swinger. She dumped Dan as soon as she met Steve!

The Jane Goodall Award 

Jane Goodall has been honored by the scientific community for her work with chimps.

This award is for the stalwart few who attempt to speak with and teach the uneducated chimps found throughout the internet.
Person A: Vaccines cause autism!
Person B: Actually they don't (cites a source)
Person A: That's your opinion (slanderous name)
Person C: I nominate Person B for the Jane Goodall award
Person A: Lolz Wat?
Person C: Nothing you need to worry about silly monkey.
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
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