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Goochin' 

The act of sexually shooting your cum into the air after jerking it slowly and catching it with your mouth.
Person 1: Did you hear about how Dillothy was Goochin' last night?
Person 2: Please leave me alone I don't know who you are
Person 1: I know, right?
Goochin' by Ourgh April 17, 2024
the act of wiping one's hand between his rectum and gonads after a workout and wiping your scrotal sweat on anothers face.
Ah dude, he went goochin after lifting the other day and got her in the face with his slimy hand.
goochin by Cooter Pooter May 28, 2009
Nigga 1:Sup fud chops we goochin
Nigga 2: wha's going on wagwan
Goochin by wagwaninit March 16, 2017

Goochin it 

The act of looking like you are in complete control yet have no idea what you are doing or what is going on around you whilst being scared shitless.
Dude, you got this?

Yea, man. I'm totally goochin it.
Goochin it by Xanddori October 18, 2012

Goochin' it 

To smuggle contraband by taping items onto your gooch.
Me: how are you getting that molly into the show tonight
Friend: I am Goochin' it.
Goochin' it by The Trutru November 21, 2018

Smoochin la goochin 

It’s where you ship ppl but they don’t like each other that way
you see althea and felix over there they are smoochin la goochin