Goochi

1. A "cutesy" way of referring to the gooch.

2. A name given to a pet (usually a cat) that has a sex-crazed owner who is in the closet about their sick and twisted sexual fantasies.

"Hey Mich3lo, Whas mean 'Goochi'?"

"Oh, nothing. I just thought it was a cute name for my cat." *drool*

by E Dawg September 27, 2004

Goochi

Terrible or Bad

Dude, that taco was so goochi. I think I will get food poisoning!

by DragonOmniverse May 23, 2014

Goochi Mane

When a guy has a lot of the hair in the area in between his balls and his ass, aka the gooch.

Damn no wonder you ain't gettin' any, you gotta shave that goochi mane

by murg11 March 11, 2011

Goochi Ahno

A celabratrory expression

"Sox hit a home run! Totally goochi ahno!"

by Kevie October 13, 2003

goochi goo

goochi goo used for girls who are too cute

Anshita you are goochi goo

by Dr Stupid August 9, 2018

Goochi Balls

The combined area of the gooch and testicles commonly used when describing the pain from a big wet shit.

Brett Hart "dude ooooooooooh my god, I just took the biggest shit and my goochi balls are on fire."

by Paul Walker Flocker Flame January 4, 2012

Hotter than Satan's gooch

A term used when describing how hot and humid it is (most commonly used in Texas), compares the temperature of a room to the area between Satan's testicles and asshole

Guy 1 "We need to fix the AC unit, it's, like, 100 degrees in here!"
Guy 2 "I know, it's hotter than Satan's gooch in here!"

by KnightStormer2 April 26, 2015