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goozing

a platonic version of spooning whereby two people lie side by side each body slightly curved in a semi-fetal position so they fit together like two puzzle pieces.
I was so cold last night and no one was home so I was goozing with my blow up doll, Gummy Gertrude.
by Sweet Nips April 1, 2009
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Goozing

the act of coughing excessivley, annoyingly, and uncontrollably while smoking marijuana
Phil was Goozing so much last night while we were smoking a blunt
by dan and adam June 26, 2007
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Goozing

A verb describing any liquid substance flowing out of your body .
“I need to change my tampon , I’ve been really goozing all morning
by Hot cherry pie37 November 1, 2020
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gooning

"Gooning" may be most simply defined as that state usually achieved after a prolonged edging session, when a man becomes completely hypnotized by the feeling radiating his penis. Since a gooning state can only be achieved after edging, the man's dick will have become mightily aroused at this point and every caress the male genitals are subjected to will trigger potent elation. As the man keeps edging and thus keeps experiencing intense pleasure, he enters a state of trance where his mind intimately merges with his cock : the gooning state, where he and his dick become one. To be even more accurate, when the gooning state is achieved, the man's body becomes for all intents and purposes an appendage to his erection. When this state is achieved, the male becomes freed of all social codes of conduct, and his arousal, alone, dictates his reactions. As a result, a gooned out man will become very expressive and demonstrative : he may become very vocal, while his body and face might take on undignified expressions and poses, all in response to the intensely exquisite caresses his penis is exposed to. Hence the term "goon", since at this point the man effectively looks like a silly, foolish, or eccentric person.

Gooning is not a narcissistic manifestation. Narcissism is extreme selfishness, with a grandiose view of one's own talents. Rather, gooning is closer to a meditation experience, where the mind and the body align, focused on a single thought (or feeling, in this case).
I spent 10 hours gooning over the weekend.
by FunkyJerker March 24, 2012
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gooping n' gunking

doing great, it means you're doing well and having a good time
charlie: im gooping n' gunking !
william: SAME BRO, IM GOOPING N' GUNKING
by ziggyforstars March 22, 2023
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gooning

For males: the act of becoming completely self-absorbed with your penis and masturbation, such that your face and mannerisms takes on the personality of a goon: tongue out, vacant expression, grunting, muttering. Men gooning often prefer hours of edging/erection to actual release/orgasm. An artifact of modern times and plentiful porn.
After smoking a huge bowl, Andy looked forward to the hours of gooning that followed.
by UrbanoTurbano November 25, 2016
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goofing around

two friends who care alot about eachother and have amazing sex. And wanna start spending more time together
Me and Monica are just goofing around
by Pumped Up Kikess May 19, 2019
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