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Round, very simple, store bought or often homemade stuffed toys with simple expressions, made from scrap fabrics. Gonks were popular between 1960 and 1980 give or take, especially in UK and other areas of Europe. Originally, Gonks type toys came into action during WWII when stuffed toy factories were forced to shut down. Mothers and children could make Gonks at home with whatever they had on hand.
James crafted his Gonks from old tweed, his father's silk tie, and his holey sock, then he hugged them.
Gonks by Beth Ellen December 22, 2007
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Dutch gonker 

A delicate act based on the famous dutch oven that consists on waiting until a person falls asleep and carefully positioning your anus as close as you can to the other person's mouth. If you make it this far the only thing left to do is make full contact of your anus with the other person's mouth while opening it as is necessary to achieve the long awaited transmission of your gassy ghosts.

Due to the addictive state of nirvana this act causes, it is a very tough addiction to get rid of so perform it at your own risk.
I pulled another dutch gonker on my boyfriend the other night when he came home drunk and later than usual and all my inner demons and worries disappeared instantly, we're quite an addictive couple.
Dutch gonker by FacedPunched September 25, 2013
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Gonk Droid 

Our Lord and Savior Gonk Droid is a walking battery that repeatedly says gonk. Lucasfilm has made multiple attempts to make a Gonk Droid stand alone film but that was deemed impossible. This was because to make the film Lucasfilm would need footage of heaven itself. The amount of light and holiness would have blinded people. The blind would be able to see again but would just go blind again from its holiness.
Me: I need to charge my phone.
*Gonk Droid descends from heaven to help you*
Our Lord and Savior Gonk Droid: Gonk
Gonk Droid by DEW ETT December 17, 2017
Gonism is a religion following the great lord Gon Freecs.
Followers of this religion tell each other "nay nay killua" to wish each other the best of luck in what ever.

Nay nay killua to you all😔🙏
"Hey you should try and follow gonism. Also i heard you have an exam tomorrow, Nay nay killua!
gonism by Follower of Gonism. October 30, 2020
göksu is a unisex turkish name which means sky and water. these people are strong, independent and lovely. they are the type of people that you can not resist. they also have a nice booty and a beautiful face.
random person: hey what's your name
göksu: it's göksu
randon person: omG YOU ARE THE BEST THING THAT CAN EVER HAPPEN TO ME THANK YOU
göksu by kittebthekitten June 3, 2020
A polite way to call someone a idiot
u absolute gonk
Gonk by shankedyshankerton January 26, 2019
Ian is such a gongsta; everyone bows in his presence.
gongsta by JoshMcG December 21, 2010