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Basically means a person is crusty asf, they r nasty and dirty
Bro Bryce is so gonjio.
Gonjio by KillerKing420 January 15, 2019
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When a man or a woman licks a man's butthole to his taint, to his balls, to the tip of the dick, in one, continuous lick.
Hey man this chick gave me a gojio last night, my butthole's itching for another one.
Gojio by Gojio at the Bellagio August 22, 2009
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A sexual maneuver preformed on a male by a male or a female that stimulates all four parts of the male genitalia-the anal sphincter, the grundle, the testicles, and the bottom of the penis are all aroused by one continuous lick from the preforming participant.
Shane Diesel: Yo beotch, give me a gojio!
Brianna Banks: You mean i have to lick from your butt hole to the tip of your dick?
Shane Diesel: Yeah beotch. Get suckin'!
Gojio by Shane Diesel 34 August 22, 2009
A derogatory noun describing anyone of Middle Eastern heritage. Meant to be offensive, but since it is an unknown word amongst the masses, most won't understand your intentions.
Robert: So, I have this idea for a song and I wanted to know if you could put a bass line to it.
Cody: Eh, I'm feeling lazy, maybe later.
Robert: We will never get anything done at this rate.
Cody: Shut the hell up, Gonjo! Why don't you go blow up a fucking Taxi?!
Robert:...................
Cody:.....................
Robert:...................
Cody:....heh........
Robert: What the hell is "Gonjo?"
Cody: I don't know. I just thought of it...
Gonjo by Codimus January 16, 2007
Amazing sexy, big wiener, amazing eyes, high iq, If you ever find a Gonsior marry him.
Omg look at Gonsior on the court
“He so sexy”
Gonsior by Abella Danger November 18, 2021
(v), to be a gonion is the equivalent of being a very mean person. This can be accomplished by mocking, dishing out empty threats, and not saying jokes to people.
"Kanye West was being a gonion yesterday."
gonion by A Knoledgeable Student October 24, 2009
the religion of smoking pot while getting laid.
hey girl wanna join my church of gonjism?
gonjism by cMFotP420 February 23, 2011
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