Gondid 

Gondid is a creature from Gondidia, a far away land that Gondid remembers only from the reaches of his earliest childhood.

Gondid remains afflicted by an ever present sense of longing for his homeland and as such all events in Gondids life seem to be beset by his quest for Gondidia.

It is unclear how Gondid could survive in the absence of his hope for finding his homeland, Gondidia.

Gondid by Gondid February 8, 2023

goddidit

Contraction of 'god did it', a sarcastic term to show that the explanation for something is based on religious belief, and not sound arguments.
Much used for arguments presented by IDiots and other religious bigots who are too lazy, or too stupid, or too dishonest to acknowledge that there are proper scientific explanations for most things.
It is in particular used to explain 'irreducible complexity', a vague term used by IDiots to prove that god created the Universe.

'Eyes are so finely designed that they can not have evolved, so there must have been a creator' is a basic 'goddidit' conclusion.

goddidit by shonny May 9, 2008

Gondi 

Short for gondola or cable car, found at many ski resorts around the world.

Hey man, I'm just riding the gondi, catch ya!

Gondi by morfolio May 23, 2012

Gordido Crunch 

Noun: Fat hispanic man or woman used for someone's sexual wants, needs or desires.
How to Use: A horny man or woman go behind an overweight person, grab their fat into a clump and start rubbing their genitals against them.

A: I have such a hard on dude.
B: Don't worry there's a Gordido Crunch over there.

Gordido Crunch by Do The Mario February 1, 2018

gonoid 

A gonad in humanoid form. i.e., a testicle which walks (and all too often TALKS) like a man. Note that the word "gonoid" exists and has other meanings, but this one is coined by ME.

See also "dwerp".

Yeh, I met him - a real gonoid for sure.

gonoid by GreyWolfLX February 6, 2008

godidiot 

A person who uses their silly, false, delusional, religion or theological beliefs and his/her nonexistant, fantasy sky dad called God to justify a moral, legal, or political view. This word created by the raving atheist.

That Godidiot Rick Santorum is against gay doing the sodomy thing. Basically, he thinks queers should be thrown in jail for being queers because an ancient, absurd book, the bible says so.

godidiot by arrogant atheist August 28, 2003

Godiditional forms 

"Godiditonal forms" is basically a good "scientific" term to be used in the Creationist and Intelligent Design Movements.

It is when someone uses the excuse "God did it" (a.k.a Godidit) as an explanation for something which they can't explain.

[Atheist: So if everything happens for a reason, and god makes it happen, what's the reason for your mother dying of cancer? Christian: Uh...well...don't question the mighty power! God did it! [Atheist: *sigh*, Not more Godiditional forms used as an argument! Ack!

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Atheist: Who stole my pen? Was it you Brady?

Brady (the Christian): No, I didn't do it? Godidit

Atheist: *sigh*, it's the second Godiditional form I've seen in the last 5 minutes!

Godiditional forms by Yahoo Answers FTW December 10, 2010