Goldy Lock 

When you eat a lot of corn and the next day you poop, theres a bunch of corn in it. When you poop a huge log of poo it looks like its a lock of brown poo with yellow specks.

Guy walks out of bathroom with a smile on his face.
Guy 2: What are you so happy about?
Guy: I just shat out a HUGE goldy lock

Goldy Lock by IWOVECATS January 26, 2011

goldy locks 

a dirogetory phrase to call a boy or man meaning whimpy or pussy

"dawg your such a goldy locks somtimes"

goldy locks by John doey December 5, 2007

Goldy Locks 

Two fingers and a thumb….

That’s a good goldy locks grip you got there.

Goldy Locks by Popemedic December 15, 2021

Gold Digging Lock Lizard

A female who consistently uses males for simple necessities such as food and in return exchanges sex.

I bought that hoe a cheeseburger and that gold digging lock lizard let me hit that!

Gold Digging Lock Lizard by BHAM GONE November 8, 2010

Goldilocked 

Remember when Goldilocks went to the bears house and ate the porridge? One was too hot, one was too cold, and one was just right, etc, etc. Goldilocked (The Goldilocks Effect) is when something/someone is just right.

"Omg dude! I found the perfect burger."
"Oh real?"
"Yeah! Not too much sauce.. Heaps of cheese.."
"Oh mean!"
"Yeah bro."
"That burger sounds goldilocked as."

Goldilocked by TheHannburger August 4, 2009

Goldilocks Cock

A Penis that is generally said to be of perfect Length and Girth.

Janet: I slept with Ed last night...
Mandy: Really? How big was his junk?
Janet: Well, it wasn't too small and it wasn't too big...
Mandy: Oh, he's obviously got a Goldilocks Cock then.

Goldilocks Cock by dabruce June 19, 2014

Goldilocks Cock

A variation of Goldilocks referring to one's penis that is not too big or too small.

Damn, I wish I had a Goldilocks Cock like Tom Does.

Goldilocks Cock by The Original Argoniphile June 10, 2018