Goldilocks Zone
I plan to drink just enough to get into the Goldilocks Zone and then drink in moderation to stay there all night.
Goldilocks Zone by Jewsef March 8, 2017
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goldilocks zone
a place in space that is neither too hot nor too cold, that has enough surface liquid water and that is therefore suitable for life.
goldilocks zone by uttam maharjan October 3, 2010
Goldilocks zone
I am going to build a house in the Goldilocks zone in Jamaica it is a very nice area with beautiful homes.
Goldilocks zone by Tyflocorp March 11, 2019
Goldilocks Zone
Goldilocks Zone by anonymous November 17, 2021
Goldilocks zone
1, habitable range from the sun
2, size range of male member where everything is still on the menu with all of the equipment you both have. Perfect!
2, size range of male member where everything is still on the menu with all of the equipment you both have. Perfect!
Goldilocks zone by Modern Women January 3, 2026
Goldilocks Zone of Acceptable Asshold'em
A state of personality where one is paradoxically considered an asshole, but is still considered endearing and likable.
"It's great to be an asshole, but you don't want to be a total asshole. There's a balance that must be struck. Assholes who are total assholes suffer too much backlash for their nature and are generally considered insufferable by all. Thus, you must learn to follow proper asshole decorum and fall under the Goldilocks Zone of Acceptable Asshold'em. You have accomplished this when people say things about you like 'he's funny, but he's an asshole', or 'I like Dave, but he's kind of an asshole.' That's the Goldilocks zone. You want people to compliment you, or express fondness for you, but then immediately feel the need to point out that you're an asshole."
-- TJ "The Amazing Atheist" Kirk, "10 Rules Of Asshole Decorum"
-- TJ "The Amazing Atheist" Kirk, "10 Rules Of Asshole Decorum"
Goldilocks Zone of Acceptable Asshold'em by The Logical Fallacy February 27, 2019
Cryptid Goldilocks Zone
The very tiny zone of species close enough to humans, where it's legal to have sex with them, yet far enough from humans where it's legal to kill them.
"Your turn, Frank. When you find Bigfoot, will you fuck him or kill him?"
"Well both options are legal, aren't they, because Bigfoot is in the Cryptid Goldilocks Zone."
"Well both options are legal, aren't they, because Bigfoot is in the Cryptid Goldilocks Zone."
Cryptid Goldilocks Zone by offender-go May 26, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!