Goldhaber 

The act of violating the splash zone (Taking the middle urinal between two men) Also striking up conversation when residing within the splash zone. This is an extreme violation of almost all the bathroom related man-laws

Dude that guy just pulled a GOLDHABER.

Man did you see that guy take the stall between those two guys? What a goldhaber.

Damn you goldhaber don't look and talk about my junk

Goldhaber by DirtyMarshmallow March 6, 2008

Ruse Goldberg 

Ruse Goldberg

A Ruse Goldberg is an elaborate and complicated con. Combination of ruse, meaning an action intended to deceive someone, and Rube Goldberg, meaning ingeniously or unnecessarily complicated in design or construction. A Ruse Goldberg is often a long con.

Ocean's 11 is a heist movie with a Ruse Goldberg plot.

Ruse Goldberg by Montana Luddite February 17, 2019

Goldberg's Law

When an individual criticizes whites as a whole, or utters the phrase "fellow white people", and they turn out to be a Jew.

1: Fellow white people we need to recognize all the evil that we have done to others throughout history.
2: They're a jew, another classic case of Goldberg's Law

Goldberg's Law by TexasPagan July 4, 2020

Joe Goldberg Syndrome 

When a nice guy looks like he has done some shady and dark shit. He starts by being the nicest guy ever, treating everyone around him with love and respect, just an all around good guy. Until everyone including your friends and loved ones realize he isn’t who he says he Is except for the woman who’s in love.

Friend girl 1: ooo that guy over by the table looks cute and nice..
Friend girl 2: but he’s giving off some Joe Goldberg Syndrome vibes..

Joe Goldberg Syndrome by WhiteLightning May 24, 2020

Bill Goldberg

An American profesional Wrestler who had an un heard of 173 match winning streak in the old WCW. Sometimes compared to Brock Lesnar.

Bill Goldberg will win forever!

Bill Goldberg by devin11111 January 6, 2009

Max Goldberg 

Owned of YTMND, whos followers denied his please and staged a massive attack on eBaumsworld.com, which was highly successful. This "cyber-terrorist act" (as quoted by Eric Bauman) was a huge blow to the already weak eBaum's World.

Max Goldberg IS THE MAN NOW DOG! (As seen in the hit YTMND)

Max Goldberg by Leon Kennedy February 4, 2006

Rube Goldberg Syndrome 

n. The situation whereby a medical or medical/psychiatric condition causes a "domino effect" of other dangerous symptoms and conditions ensuing.

Named after the Rube Goldberg "contraption" machine, any machine that uses a chain reaction of events to achieve a final, trivial goal (in this particular case, possibly death).

After my brother had that bout with strep, it apparently got to his stomach and paralyzed it, giving him a nasty case of acid reflux, which in turn began to launch acid clear up into his throat and mouth, not only severely damaging his teeth... he's also he's worried he's going to get cancer one day from all that acid where it's not supposed to be. And to say nothing about all the dental surgeries he's gonna need... talk about a case of Rube Goldberg Syndrome!

(No really, it has happened.)

Rube Goldberg Syndrome by Andy Khay January 23, 2009