A middle management type in a sales organization who resides primarily outside the boundaries of responsibility and accountability.
His qualifications are his endless expense account and being married to the VP'
s daughter. He maintains a nickname he carried over from his college fraternity, such as "
Chip" or "Skip."
His skillset is
major ass kisser to people with money.
His method of operation is using his ass-kissing skills to caddy for lesser known pro-golfers and leveraging those experiences for ass kissing from higher management and hotter and more well connected
women.
Indications: no tan lines (origination of word),
goofy laugh, and you love him and you can't help it. His presence gets you laid
even though you feel dirty for it.
