The Golden Seal is a metaphorical seal; when consuming alcohol, to break The Golden Seal is fatal. Once broken, you never stop peeing, and the effects of the alcohol seem to wear off increasingly each time. It is recommended that The Golden Seal is only broken on the verge of an accident, as in some cases if it is broken as an accident, the accidents in turn will continue.
A golden seal is a large Breed of western seals. A rare breed of seals only found within EastVale, California. They are specifically known for their golden fur and large body. Golden seals are often referred to as “Chubby Seals” or “Nathan Seals.” Nathan was the Hispanic explorer who first discovered the rare species in May of 2004. The term “ Chubby seal” is often associated with the name Nathan because the name nathan means large seal in Greek.
A golden seal is a large breed of western seal. Look at that Golden Seal. That golden seal is so plump.
perpetual dibs on a particular seat. does not apply just to vehicles - may be used anywhere. when you leave your seat, if you call golden seat then you get your seat back indefinitely.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!