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A guy who plays COD alot, drinks an unholy amount of mountain dew and never runs out of Doritos. And is Illuminati.
Wow, look at that Gokzi.

That is a hell of a Gokzi.

Gokzi joined the lobby.
gokzi by Jackmadur1 August 26, 2014
Related Words
Gokai Gokay Goukai goki gökalp gokil Gokuist Gotaim goai goains

GohKaiLian 

A bottom-feeding parasitic sea mollusc, which is able to adhere to other living things, esp. those in close contact with it, and suck their soul and good karma out, slowly yet surely. Victims are usually aware of their presence by a sharp stench, a prominent attribute of GohKaiLians, emmited through air pores on their skin surface.

A GohKaiLian resembles a hybrid between a defective slug and a thick wad of body hair. The only known action to be taken against attacks from such vile pests is one that is distasteful but efficient. When you realise that your soul is being endangered by them, your immediate reflex would be to take hold of both cheeks of their butts and just rip them apart.

Alternatively, they could be squashed and blended into a vile tasting sort of juice that only fatpees and tthews enjoy for they believe it in its great powers of corruption.
'Go forth and eradicate GohKaiLianism' yells one anti-goh to another.
GohKaiLian by anti-goh August 15, 2006
Gokalp is the best person you'll ever met. He's kind, very good looking, funny and caring! He makes you feel like you are the luckiest girl on earth. He is very romantic and very intelligent and he knows how to have fun very well. And above all, he is amazing at bed!
Man, Gökalp is the best person you'll ever met.
gökalp by cennokus March 21, 2020
Newly founded religion, that follows the teachings of DBZ, DB, and DBGT. But primarily focuses on Goku.
Christianity: Jesus came to Earth and died to save us, once.

Gokuism: GOKU DIED TO SAVE US 3 TIMES!* DON'T YOU TELL ME WHO MY GOD IS!!

*3 times is including the incurable heart virus
everyone run gokuicht the ape trooper is coming
gokuicht by ape soldier April 20, 2023
Gokie is a short name for Gokhan, gokie is a name which us usually given to Italian Mafia, the meaning of gokie is, boss or headmaster, gokie is a nickname that represents being a boss
Gokie the Italian
gokie by mattty hardyy January 22, 2014