A once small and efficient insurance company catering to government employees - hence the accronym GEICO or Government Employees Insurance Company. Now they have gotten gready - running adds gloating about their success. Pay your premiums and never make a claim and they will love you. Make an at fault claim and they will drop you like a hot rock.

Man, I belonged to GEICO since the 80s and never filed a claim. Then about the time geico became gecko BAM! two accidents in two months. They paid the claims no problem. Then they terminated my policy. They went from GEICO to GECKO to GAYCO where they stick it in your ass after pretending to be your friend for years. Piss on that Gecko faggot company!

GEICO by Mario Skink July 13, 2006

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Goiche

The tender skin on a male's inner thigh that sprouts a mix of pubic and leg hair.

That fat chick I pile-drove last night gave me the worst chaffage on my goiche.

Goiche by Koogar July 4, 2009

geico hoe

a girl whos so easy a caveman can do it

im glad i went wit stacy last night shes a geico hoe it was so easy a cave man could do it

geico hoe by Lawtown October 23, 2008

Gomco Clamp

A fucking scary device used to circumcise a penis. Kinda looks like Satan's toenail clippers, or maybe some German masochist's stapler. Basically a vise specially shaped to fit a penis. Can exert up to 20,000 pounds of crushing force. Google it if you're curious -- and brave.

Just the thought of a Gomco Clamp makes my dick hurt.

Gomco Clamp by Davidov K. March 28, 2007

Lady Geico

When a hot hooker gives you a 15% discount only to later find out later that she has a nut sack.

That bitch seemed like a good deal until she pulled the Lady Geico on me.

Lady Geico by pubesforpetrolem June 15, 2010

GEICO

You may save fifteen percent or more on your car insurance, but it's the shittiest insurance company out there. Bad customer service, and nobody has an agent, so if someone with Geico insurance hits you and you call to make a claim, you get to talk to a bunch of random people who probably never graduated from college.

Person 1: Man, I think I'm gonna drop out of college.
Person 2: That's ok dude, you can always get a job answering phones and giving bad advice at Geico.

GEICO by slmtephanie December 13, 2007

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

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hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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