gofer

(noun) A term for an employee, servant, or slave whose primary responsibility is to fetch items and bring them back to his or her boss, master, or owner. Formed by contraction of the words "go for". As in: "Go for coffee, go for doughnuts, go for whatever we need you damn 'gofer'."

"I sent my gofer for coffee over twenty minutes ago. If he doesn't get back soon, I'm dropping his health care benefits!"

by Dusty Bottoms May 28, 2003

Gofer

1. The mispelled way of Gopher.

2. A short annoying guidence counselor at a middle school

3. A short annoying guidence counselor at a middle school who looks like a gopher

Oh my god!! I saw Gofer Senpai today!! She's so annoying!

by 3.45a.m October 24, 2014

Gofer

To send a friend delivery food

Dave gofered Andre a Smirnoff Ice. Thanks to DoorDash it's easier than ever to ice your friends.

by luckynumbs21 January 7, 2021

Gofer Bobbing

When you realy need to have a shit and the muscles of your arse are about to give in and the head of your shit is popping in and out of your arse like a gofer bobbing in and out of its hole also konwn as Prarrie Dogn or Turtle necking

If I dont get to a toilet soon we'll all be in trouble im gofer bobbing

by Aaron McLeod July 16, 2007

Afrotastical Gofer

boy with huge sideburns who sort of looks like a gofer, has an unusual jew fro and likes a lot of sex.

Why are you talking to that afrotastical gofer hes so ugly?

by Elleteehair June 17, 2009

waxing his gofer

To "Wack off", as some ass holes call it... To some kind of mexican dance video.

Qutions Mom cought him waxing his gofer to a Jenafer Lopezz video.

by Jonson boyiee September 16, 2008

sleep golfer

A sleep golfer is a very gay man who had a very tiny penis. They masturbate six times a day, they do it with their pinky and their thumb and they produce green cum. A sleep golfer can only be turned on by themselves and fury fruits. Sleep golfers sleep way to much sometimes even golf when they sleep. If you ever encounter a sleep golfer make sure you do not make eye contact or you risk of becoming a sleep golfer if you happen to make eye contact with him you have thirty seconds to masturbate before you become one of them for the rest of your life. Beware of sleep golfers this is a warning .

Coco- Yo broson did you see that sleep golfer back their?
Broson- Ya I did I’m lucky I never made eye contact with them.
Coco- Ya I know right, I hate sleep golfers their such losers.
Broson- Ya same like what kind of person cums green?
Coco- Sleep golfers do!!

by Big Cock Colin and Cryson February 26, 2019