God morning 

A misspelling of the greeting "Good morning".

Online learning be like:
Teacher: Good morning class!
Student A: Good morning!
Student B: Good morning!
Student C: God morning!
All the other students: wtf

God morning by Suawd December 5, 2021

Good Morning & God Bless 

Going into the bathroom with some egg salad and a coffee, and just shit and have your breakfast on the john.

It was originally coined in by h3h3 when he was asked to make the act of shitting and drinking coffee in a communal bathroom less taboo.

John: Man, the bathroom has been backed up for ages thanks to Jerry. He's doing a Good Morning & God Bless
Adam: 'good morning and god bless'?
John: That's when you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Adam: That sounds like a good morning to me honestly!

Good Morning & God Bless by kboof May 23, 2018

Good Morning & God Bless 

Verb. The action of sitting on the lavatory, eating an egg salad and drinking a coffee, all while defecating. This phrase originates from h3h3Productions' latest video, titled, "Hila's Biggest Regret (#askh3)".

Person 1: "Just tried one-a those 'Good Morning & God Blesses' all you kids were talkin' about, it really changed me for the better!"

Person 2: "Say, whats the definition of Good Morning & God Bless again?"

Person 1: Ah, but of course my dear! The definition of Good Morning & God Bless is 'The action of sitting on the lavatory, eating an egg salad and drinking a coffee, all while defecating!"

Person 2: Papa Bless :,)

Good Morning & God Bless by AhegoMan May 22, 2018

Good morning & God bless 

Eating an egg salad and drinking coffee whilst on the John, with the fan on. The coffee aligns the rectal cavity for painless movement, while the fan soothes the listener. The egg salad is to make the ritual more noticeable and ridiculous.

All of my days are started with a Good morning & God bless.

Good morning & God bless by plopdoggy May 22, 2018

good morning god bless 

When you're sitting on the toilet taking a shit while eating breakfast and drinking coffee.

"Don't bother me right now, I'm having a good morning god bless. Thanks."

good morning god bless by judebrewer May 23, 2018

good morning god bless 

The act of eating breakfast and drinking coffee while taking a shit.

The term was started by the Youtube celebrities Ethan and Hila Klien while making a skit for their video, Hila's Biggest Regret (#askh3).

Hila-"Come on Ethan you've been in the bathroom for 20 minutes!"
Ethan-"I'm doing my good morning god bless Hila it's going to take at least another 10 minutes"

good morning god bless by KobraKai02 May 22, 2018

good morning god bless 

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet at the same time

“Why are you in the bathroom for so long”

“Listen Linda, i’m doing a good morning god bless”

good morning god bless by Linda- May 25, 2018