Person 1: Where'
s Scomo? The country is on fire and he's no where to be seen!
Person 2: He went on holiday after Sydney filled up with smoke. He's a gobshite goblin.
Person 1: Where's
Jane? I broke my foot and I need a friend.
Person 2:
Jane wanted to watch a movie instead, she thought that would be more
fun.
Person 1: Oh, I didn't know Jane was a gobshite goblin. You learn something new everyday