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Gobbless 

The way Boomers say "God Bless" online.
A Boomer was looking for a new kidney so he started and online fundraising campaign. After every donation he would say "Gobbless each and every 1."
Gobbless by PoopTeen May 13, 2021

Gobbless 

Oh you poor girl, gobbless your heart.
Gobbless by Memus H. Christ May 25, 2021

Gobblers Knob

A dance where both the male goolies and unit are externally displayed through hole in briefs or boxers then shaken vigorously while moving hips rapidly from side to side. Also called the wangdoodle.
Look everyone! He’s doing the gobblers knob.
Gobblers Knob by Diego Mendez January 25, 2008
Pejorative misspelling of “God bless”, usually used to mock virtue-signaling boomers posting on Facebook about anything from nationalism to bringing back God in schools.
“Let’s bring Jesus back in the classroom, not CRT! Type amen if you agree”

“Gobless”
Gobless by VineGuitarist September 24, 2021

snotty gobbles 

Edible berries of Australian mistletoe but now used for various slimy and gelatinous Chinese and Japanese foods such as congee, sea cucumber etc
The banquet at the Greasy Dragoon was great except for the snotty gobbles; I couldn't pick them up with my chopsticks!

gobblesack 

The sack of flesh that hangs below a turkeys chin that contains his gobblers. The juiciest part of a turkey, also the name for the loose skin underneath a fat persons (gravydumpster) chin - in which case it is disgusting.
This Thanksgiving you can keep the turkey breast and legs, I am just trying to munch on that gobblesack.

Did you see that hambeast that just walked by? That motherfucker had a gobblesack hanging down to his nips.
gobblesack by LilBurkey December 31, 2013
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
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