Gobber Blast 

When you hit someone in the side of the head with the palm of your hand

Timothy just got gobber blast-ed by John.

Gobber Blast by Za41n June 1, 2019

gabberblast

When a girl sucks the jizz out of ur penis, like a straw, and spits it back into it.

“Dude my girl totally gabberblasted me last night”

“Dude sick!”

gabberblast by Mipi89 April 27, 2022

Globberblasted

When you wake up after a night of being disgusting, and have to peel your cum crusted face off of the pillow before you go outside, throw up then have a shot and a cigarette

Holy fuck, dude. Gen woke up absolutely globberblasted this morning. It was awful

Globberblasted by SausageBaby January 17, 2021

Gabberblasted 

Being on the receiving end of someone who talks too much AND overshares personal details, especially upon meeting them.

I was gabberblasted by my best friend’s colleague.

Gabberblasted by Jhulk April 14, 2024

Squam Cum Blasted Cock Gobbler 

A total gagging whore who gets blasted in the face by anyone who will let her suck their dick. Typically has no self esteem and has had so many dicks in her that she is the lowest point of the evolution chain. Also has a sister who is the same, but acts like a princess. Also has Oprah arms.

Guy 1 "Boy, that Pam C. of Hampstead Maryland is a Squam Cum Blasted cock gobbler. She blew like 12 dudes last week."

Guy 2 "Oh and her sister took my load on her face just an hour ago."

Guy 1 "Mine too"

Squam Cum Blasted Cock Gobbler by Squam King December 20, 2008