Gobber Blast

When you hit someone in the side of the head with the palm of your hand

Timothy just got gobber blast-ed by John.

Gobber Blast by Za41n June 1, 2019

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gabberblast

When a girl sucks the jizz out of ur penis, like a straw, and spits it back into it.

“Dude my girl totally gabberblasted me last night”

“Dude sick!”

gabberblast by Mipi89 April 27, 2022

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Globberblasted

When you wake up after a night of being disgusting, and have to peel your cum crusted face off of the pillow before you go outside, throw up then have a shot and a cigarette

Holy fuck, dude. Gen woke up absolutely globberblasted this morning. It was awful

Globberblasted by SausageBaby January 17, 2021

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Gabberblasted

Being on the receiving end of someone who talks too much AND overshares personal details, especially upon meeting them.

I was gabberblasted by my best friend’s colleague.

Gabberblasted by Jhulk April 14, 2024

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Squam Cum Blasted Cock Gobbler

A total gagging whore who gets blasted in the face by anyone who will let her suck their dick. Typically has no self esteem and has had so many dicks in her that she is the lowest point of the evolution chain. Also has a sister who is the same, but acts like a princess. Also has Oprah arms.

Guy 1 "Boy, that Pam C. of Hampstead Maryland is a Squam Cum Blasted cock gobbler. She blew like 12 dudes last week."

Guy 2 "Oh and her sister took my load on her face just an hour ago."

Guy 1 "Mine too"

Squam Cum Blasted Cock Gobbler by Squam King December 20, 2008

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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