A funny looking but cute young man, who does not gooble but goobels when trying to laugh. Socially awkward and usually comes from Connecticut. His interests include; calling people dad, and pregnant african girls.

Girl: Hes kinda cute...
Other girl: Dont even think about it, hes a goobelgoobelsmitch

goobelgoobelsmitch by Ms. Clever April 7, 2011

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chicken crimpy gobbledok

A man who tends to eat an entire packet of Chicken Crimpys by himself.

Oh look at griffin over there, he’s being a Chicken Crimpy Gobbledok, the fiend.

chicken crimpy gobbledok by Deimosxdd August 7, 2021

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gobblegoul

A common deli meat that is mostly consumed by Italians/guidos.

Eh, Richie (my) what the stuggots y u have to be eatin all the fuk'n gobblegoul!

gobblegoul by CCCCCCCCC, hardz December 28, 2005

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gobblegool

a turkey or other large 'game' bird. Usually turkey or chicken.

Are we gonna eat some gobblegool?

gobblegool by Scott Anthony March 31, 2003

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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