Goat me

The act of asking your partner to ram their head up your anus during intercourse or as a type of foreplay, as opposed to ramming their fist up your anus. The term comes from observing how goats tend to ram their head into other people's butts in cartoons and the like.

John:"So... Sarah said:"goat me" while we were having sex yesterday. Isn't that crazy"
Peter:"Dude, that's so totally sick. I wish my girlfriend would ask me that. You are so lucky!"

Goat me by Allen_Hotty2009 May 18, 2017

goat me up 

to turn one into a goat 0R to to smother someone in goat cheese.

DEFINITION 1: "Im not very happy with my life as a human. I wish I was a goat. They seem to be content with their mello lives. Can you goat me up?" said Bill
"Sure Bill!" said Fred.

DEFINITION 2: I always asked my frat bros if they could goat me up. I always liked the feeling of goat cheese on my skin.

goat me up by gotgoats?321 April 17, 2010

Fuck Me up the Goat Ass 

A phrase that may be exclaimed in situations concerning stupid actions/accidents carried out by yourself.

It can be used to signify individuals near you that your poor motor skills coupled with hand-eye coordination are just as affective as bringing a pack of bubblegum instead of a grenade to war.

After taking the tray of Tater-Tots out of the oven, you remove the oven mittens.
While trying to grab one with your bare hands, you burn your wrist/arm/upper limb on the metal try.

* "Ouch! Fuck Me up the Goat Ass!"

Fuck Me up the Goat Ass by Skelator Lester Z Doja XXXXXXX October 4, 2008

GOAT meaning 

Greatest Of All Time

My boss just gave me the day off cuz he's the GOAT meaning

GOAT meaning by sickbruh September 3, 2016

sluggish with goat meat 

The state a person is in after consuming large quantities of any kind of food (not necissarily goat meat), making it difficult to move or do anything.

uuughh damn that chinese food has me sluggish with goat meat...i can barely move

sluggish with goat meat by elmatatan January 1, 2009

Goat Meaning 

How do you not know what a goat is you stupid git?

You're a fucking goat meaning.

Goat Meaning by Aesthetically Unpleasing September 2, 2016

Goat Meaning 

"Goat Meaning" is not an existing thing but a result of Neglected brain-matter
"Goat" being defined but within a search engine that does not require any additional identifiers

thus "Meaning" is added and a fool is made of you and your stupidity shared w all ,:/

Wanna take a ride in the Goat Meaning?

Goat Meaning by Lodes September 4, 2016