goat choker

A person who masturbates in a furious and aggressive manner, due to the act being vain in nature it is usually committed in front of a mirror , individuals who engage in this heinous act are usually given away due to their social retardation and enormous ego.

person 1: "Hey bro!! why are you looking at my girl?!?! My body is made of solid steel! i've been on TMZ ten fucking times , i'm a god damn movie star!! I'll fuck you up!!!" person 2: "...wow. what a real goat choker". *walks away and continues on with life*

by Tomm Orrow April 10, 2015

Goat choker

A single menthol cigarette

Yo bro you got a goat choker

by American misfit April 3, 2022

Goat choke

Goat choke: To have anal sex with a girl while she is reverse cowgirl upside-down screaming like a Billy goat while you choke her. Mainly if the female is rockabilly or has tattoos.

I was gonna goat choke this babe I picked up from the bar last night but I got to drunk. I rockabilly goat chocked this babe I met at the stray cats concert. She really into it.

by Shane Woodabin June 29, 2010

Goat Chokers

Menthol cigarettes

Hey, man. Got a smoke?
Yeah, I got Newports.
Oh, nevermind. Too strong. I cant smoke those goat chokers.

by ballsmahony January 5, 2013

choke a goat

The phrase to describe strangling a goat to get it to stop eating you or your clothing.

sally: daddyy! this goat is biting me!
dad: choke that fucking goat bitch.
sally: wait, actualy choke the goat?
dad: yes! choke a goat.

by beotchhh October 20, 2009

choke a goat

smoke a cig, scrofe gofe, choke goat, cheef grit.

When I drink my 40 I like to choke a goat.

by scrackbcrack January 12, 2010

goatchoker

the act of gripping your purple headed warrior so hard he burps blood out of his mushroom cap.

Steamboat Willy sat in the engine room of the boat because he's a filthy goatchoker. He didn't want the other boys and girls to see him wacking his billy club with a cockring and peacock feathers.

by Sally mae March 6, 2003