Definitions by beotchhh

choke a goat 

The phrase to describe strangling a goat to get it to stop eating you or your clothing.

sally: daddyy! this goat is biting me!
dad: choke that fucking goat bitch.
sally: wait, actualy choke the goat?
dad: yes! choke a goat.

choke a goat by beotchhh October 20, 2009