goat sucker
goat sucker by squitten June 5, 2008
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goat sucker
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Saint Jerry the Goatfucker
Saint Jerry the Goatfucker by Obiwan723 January 17, 2021
Saint Jerry the Goatfucker
Saint Jerry the Goatfucker was around the same time as Saint Tiffany that went around pushing in the soft spot of babies.
Saint Jerry the Goatfucker, y’know… fucked goats.
(This was used in a Sam O’Nella video)
Saint Jerry the Goatfucker, y’know… fucked goats.
(This was used in a Sam O’Nella video)
Saint Jerry the Goatfucker by creamy jizzy grandpa balls February 24, 2022
goatfucker
a person who has a bad reputation for one (at least partly) excusable vice or bad deed, in spite of having several virtues, or having performed several good deeds.
As in the following joke:
An old man walks into a pub in Scottland, his feet shuffling, his back bent. He drags himself onto a stool and orders a beer. Placing the full glass in front of him, the bartender inquires upon his sad face.
The man answers with a smoky and trembling voice and a Scottish accent:
Ah, tell ya man! This pub, this very pub we're just sitting in. I built it, with me own hands! But do they call me the Pubmaker? Naa! See the wall over there, that protects our town? I built it, with me own hands! But do they call me the Wallmaker? And the bridge, you know, that crosses our river, I built it, with me own hands! But do they call me the Bridgemaker?
But I tell ya, man! YOU FUCK ONE GOAT!
An old man walks into a pub in Scottland, his feet shuffling, his back bent. He drags himself onto a stool and orders a beer. Placing the full glass in front of him, the bartender inquires upon his sad face.
The man answers with a smoky and trembling voice and a Scottish accent:
Ah, tell ya man! This pub, this very pub we're just sitting in. I built it, with me own hands! But do they call me the Pubmaker? Naa! See the wall over there, that protects our town? I built it, with me own hands! But do they call me the Wallmaker? And the bridge, you know, that crosses our river, I built it, with me own hands! But do they call me the Bridgemaker?
But I tell ya, man! YOU FUCK ONE GOAT!
goatfucker by Thomas Liebsch September 16, 2005
goatfucker
goatfucker by Chucklesss May 1, 2005
Jon the Goatfucker
Nickname for a person who cannot be taken seriously because of a contemptible act which forever sullies their reputation. Based on an old joke in which a man lists things he doesn't get credit for, instead being nicknamed after one incident of fucking a goat.
Jon: "Nobody gives me credit. I do all this work on statistics, and nobody calls me Jon the Statistician"
Me: "Of course they don't"
Jon: "I pass my PhD and get a research fellowship by kissing ass, but nobody calls me Jon the Research Fellow"
Me: "Surprise, surprise..."
Jon: "But you fuck one goat..."
Me: "Yes, but it wasn't just ONE goat was it you fucking cunt, you fuck goats day in day out, you don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn you fuck goats all day long, fuck you Jon the Goatfucker"
Jon: "Oh no, I am sad now, I am going to go and slash my wrists like the retarded psychopathic piece of shit I am"
Me: "Of course they don't"
Jon: "I pass my PhD and get a research fellowship by kissing ass, but nobody calls me Jon the Research Fellow"
Me: "Surprise, surprise..."
Jon: "But you fuck one goat..."
Me: "Yes, but it wasn't just ONE goat was it you fucking cunt, you fuck goats day in day out, you don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn you fuck goats all day long, fuck you Jon the Goatfucker"
Jon: "Oh no, I am sad now, I am going to go and slash my wrists like the retarded psychopathic piece of shit I am"
Jon the Goatfucker by Anuspounder September 23, 2009
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