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N. A proactively stupid individual. One who seeks embarassing situations and is strangely proud of the results.

also anyone in a motorized wheelchair, though the public use of this definition would label the user a Go-Tard as well.
That hollering Go-Tard took a swing at a cop, last night!
Go-Tard by Russell Paika February 13, 2004
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A fucking retard in a weelchair speeding down a hill.
Go-Tard:"Weeeeeeeeee!!! DUH-HARR
Bystander:"OH SHIT. THE GO-TARD IS GOING THE WRONG WAY DOWN A ONE-WAY STREET!!!
go-tard by Shady June 12, 2004
a ignorant person that is busy doing retarded things; a idoit on the go
That go-tard really thinks he's doing something important
Go-tard by ola February 7, 2003
I wasn't able to repay my debts, so I'll be a go-tard for the next few months.
Go-tard by Mel October 10, 2003
A flake; person on whom one is constantly waiting.
We are "Waiting for Go-tard."
Go-Tard by ADSum February 15, 2004
A man afaid of getting a good fuck, so he uses his limited irony to mask his inability to get any action
Go-tard by Person Guy October 16, 2003