Go-Tard

N. A proactively stupid individual. One who seeks embarassing situations and is strangely proud of the results.

also anyone in a motorized wheelchair, though the public use of this definition would label the user a Go-Tard as well.

That hollering Go-Tard took a swing at a cop, last night!

by Russell Paika February 13, 2004

go-tard

A fucking retard in a weelchair speeding down a hill.

Go-Tard:"Weeeeeeeeee!!! DUH-HARR
Bystander:"OH SHIT. THE GO-TARD IS GOING THE WRONG WAY DOWN A ONE-WAY STREET!!!

by Shady June 13, 2004

Go-tard

a ignorant person that is busy doing retarded things; a idoit on the go

That go-tard really thinks he's doing something important

by ola February 08, 2003

Go-tard

A physically handicapped inividual.

I wasn't able to repay my debts, so I'll be a go-tard for the next few months.

by Mel October 11, 2003

Go-Tard

A flake; person on whom one is constantly waiting.

We are "Waiting for Go-tard."

by ADSum February 15, 2004

Go-tard

Person Guy

A man afaid of getting a good fuck, so he uses his limited irony to mask his inability to get any action

by Person Guy October 16, 2003

Go!Tard

A person who uses GoAnimate (now known as Vyond) too much.

“If you don’t like my content, then GTFO. This channel isn’t for you, Go!Tard.

by BagelVargas July 08, 2022