Go-Tard

N. A proactively stupid individual. One who seeks embarassing situations and is strangely proud of the results.

also anyone in a motorized wheelchair, though the public use of this definition would label the user a Go-Tard as well.
That hollering Go-Tard took a swing at a cop, last night!
by Russell Paika February 13, 2004
mugGet the Go-Tardmug.

Go-Tard

A flake; person on whom one is constantly waiting.
We are "Waiting for Go-tard."
by ADSum February 15, 2004
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go-tard

A fucking retard in a weelchair speeding down a hill.
Go-Tard:"Weeeeeeeeee!!! DUH-HARR
Bystander:"OH SHIT. THE GO-TARD IS GOING THE WRONG WAY DOWN A ONE-WAY STREET!!!
by Shady June 12, 2004
mugGet the go-tardmug.

Go-tard

a ignorant person that is busy doing retarded things; a idoit on the go
That go-tard really thinks he's doing something important
by ola February 7, 2003
mugGet the Go-tardmug.

Go-tard

A physically handicapped inividual.
I wasn't able to repay my debts, so I'll be a go-tard for the next few months.
by Mel October 10, 2003
mugGet the Go-tardmug.

Go-tard

A man afaid of getting a good fuck, so he uses his limited irony to mask his inability to get any action
by Person Guy October 16, 2003
mugGet the Go-tardmug.

Go!Tard

A person who uses GoAnimate (now known as Vyond) too much.
“If you don’t like my content, then GTFO. This channel isn’t for you, Go!Tard.
by BagelVargas July 8, 2022
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